Friday humour

RandallFlagg · October 14

Sporky said:

My wife beamed with pride and said, “I never thought our son would go so far!“

I said, “Yeah, this trebuchet thing is amazing! Go get our daughter.”

I would love to tell that joke to my wife but she's as thick as mince and wouldn't know what a trebuchet is "is that like a Renault or something?"

Sporky · October 14

You could say "catapult". She might not appreciate how much more efficient a trebuchet is, and thus still find it funny.

oh_pollo · October 14

Emp_Fab · October 14

RandallFlagg said:

Sporky said:

My wife beamed with pride and said, “I never thought our son would go so far!“

I said, “Yeah, this trebuchet thing is amazing! Go get our daughter.”

I would love to tell that joke to my wife but she's as thick as mince and wouldn't know what a trebuchet is "is that like a Renault or something?"

What attracted you to her in the first place ?

RandallFlagg · October 15

Emp_Fab said:

RandallFlagg said:

Sporky said:

My wife beamed with pride and said, “I never thought our son would go so far!“

I said, “Yeah, this trebuchet thing is amazing! Go get our daughter.”

I would love to tell that joke to my wife but she's as thick as mince and wouldn't know what a trebuchet is "is that like a Renault or something?"

What attracted you to her in the first place ?

Well I think it's fair to say it wasn't her knowledge of medieval weaponry.

Sesh · October 15

Was it her huge Ballistas?

breakstuff · October 15

Emp_Fab said:

RandallFlagg said:

Sporky said:

My wife beamed with pride and said, “I never thought our son would go so far!“

I said, “Yeah, this trebuchet thing is amazing! Go get our daughter.”

I would love to tell that joke to my wife but she's as thick as mince and wouldn't know what a trebuchet is "is that like a Renault or something?"

What attracted you to her in the first place ?