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  • RandallFlaggRandallFlagg Frets: 15358
    Sporky said:
    My wife beamed with pride and said, “I never thought our son would go so far!“

    I said, “Yeah, this trebuchet thing is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
    I would love to tell that joke to my wife but she's as thick as mince and wouldn't know what a trebuchet is "is that like a Renault or something?" 
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 37205
    You could say "catapult". She might not appreciate how much more efficient a trebuchet is, and thus still find it funny. 
    Never forget that you are wearing your invisible tiara. 
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  • oh_pollooh_pollo Frets: 1454
    CDN media
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 28133
    Sporky said:
    My wife beamed with pride and said, “I never thought our son would go so far!“

    I said, “Yeah, this trebuchet thing is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
    I would love to tell that joke to my wife but she's as thick as mince and wouldn't know what a trebuchet is "is that like a Renault or something?" 
    What attracted you to her in the first place ?
    God Bless the Disunited States of Dumbfuckistan.
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  • RandallFlaggRandallFlagg Frets: 15358
    Emp_Fab said:
    Sporky said:
    My wife beamed with pride and said, “I never thought our son would go so far!“

    I said, “Yeah, this trebuchet thing is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
    I would love to tell that joke to my wife but she's as thick as mince and wouldn't know what a trebuchet is "is that like a Renault or something?" 
    What attracted you to her in the first place ?
    Well I think it's fair to say it wasn't her knowledge of medieval weaponry.
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  • SeshSesh Frets: 2329
    Was it her huge Ballistas? 
    Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a guitar a little.
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 12420
    Emp_Fab said:
    Sporky said:
    My wife beamed with pride and said, “I never thought our son would go so far!“

    I said, “Yeah, this trebuchet thing is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
    I would love to tell that joke to my wife but she's as thick as mince and wouldn't know what a trebuchet is "is that like a Renault or something?" 
    What attracted you to her in the first place ?

    Well it definitely wasn't her stew!


    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 30905
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 25630
    edited October 17
    When there's something strange, in your neighbourhood...

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  • hollywoodroxhollywoodrox Frets: 5649
    Three Tramps  were resting in a dump  wondering when a Canadian Luthier would turn up 

      Waiting For Godin 
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 30905
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  • SputnikSputnik Frets: 126

    Spotted this.  In the middle of our street ...

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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 25630
    ^ Madness...
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 25630
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  • nero1701nero1701 Frets: 2297
    Sputnik said:

    Spotted this.  In the middle of our street ...

    Is it in the middle of our street?
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  • BrioBrio Frets: 3534
    The point.


    Your head.
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 14345
    nero1701 said:
    Sputnik said:

    Spotted this.  In the middle of our street ...

    Is it in the middle of our street?
    Do keep up Bond. 
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 37205
    nero1701 said:
    Sputnik said:

    Spotted this.  In the middle of our street ...
    Is it in the middle of our street?
    I think it might be in the middle of our street. 
    Never forget that you are wearing your invisible tiara. 
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  • nero1701nero1701 Frets: 2297
    boogieman said:
    nero1701 said:
    Sputnik said:

    Spotted this.  In the middle of our street ...

    Is it in the middle of our street?
    Do keep up Bond. 
    You are of course correct, completely missed it...and the comment below...and then upon re-reading it went...oh ffs DOH!!
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