6 months to go - what should I do for my 18th?

Hertz32

http://s749.photobucket.com/user/dragonbiscuit2001/slideshow/EBMM JP6 PDN

Sassafras

Throw a party and we're all invited.

Loobs

Fucking hell, kudos to you if you can save three grand in six months from working in Tesco.

bingefeller

Loobs said:

Fucking hell, kudos to you if you can save three grand in six months from working in Tesco.

The overtime must be a killer.

Dalefty

How about popping your cherry, you know losing your virginity?

It's just a suggestion, most normal people lose theirs before they turn 16, so I don't know why you've kept yours for so long, it's not like there is a prize for the person who keeps theirs the longest, or do you have issues with a non working manhood?

And no the family pet doesn't count.


DaLefty

tone1

jd0272;559528" said:

Start working on 'becoming a drinker'.

You'll need to practice for when you eventually get wed and potentially have sproglings. 

The stress dude.

That aside, try for a guitar that will mean something to you, a 'keeper'.

Never a truer word spoken!

Loobs

Dalefty;620163" said:

How about popping your cherry, you know losing your virginity?



It's just a suggestion, most normal people lose theirs before they turn 16, so I don't know why you've kept yours for so long, it's not like there is a prize for the person who keeps theirs the longest, or do you have issues with a non working manhood?



And no the family pet doesn't count.





DaLefty

I kinda like this guy

Hertz32

@loobs I earn just short of £400 a month whoring myself out

Dalefty

It's just a suggestion but maybe as an 18th birthday present the forum members could get together and chuck a couple of quid into a kitty in order for you to finally get your dick wet, it's just an idea off the top of my head, and it would all depend on how cheap a whore we could find of course, and wheter she or he would be happy to charge by the minute instead of the regular hour.


DaLefty

Hertz32

Well I don't know @DaLefty it's a very generous offer, but isn't your mum booked out until next february already?

Bucket

Hertz32 said:

Well I don't know @DaLefty it's a very generous offer, but isn't your mum booked out until next february already?

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Loobs

Wow.

bingefeller

Hertz32 said:

Well I don't know @DaLefty it's a very generous offer, but isn't your mum booked out until next february already?

pnwage!!!!!!

Gassage

and I already have a hot volunteer for anal! XD

I wondered why you mentioned Alistair in another thread. You only met him once you tart.

Sambostar

Take up yoga, in 6 months time you'll be able to lick your own anus.

bingefeller

Sambostar said:

Take up yoga, in 6 months time you'll be able to lick your own anus.

Wis'd.