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*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
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From 'Still Crazy' (probably the finest film about rock 'n' roll since 'This Is Spinal Tap'):
Beano (Timothy Spall) : "Are you still a road dog, Huey?"
Huey (Billy Connelly): "Nah, the last tour I did was with Aerosmith, but they've cleaned up their act: it's all wheatgrass juice and fuckin' pumpkin seeds. Hope you guys are still crazy or I'm outta here."
Narrator (Billy Connelly): "If it's true that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then drummers are from Pluto."
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
"Orange whip? Orange whip? That'll be 3 Orange whips please."
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.
Danny: The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.
Danny: It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.
There's things I've had, there's things I wanna have"
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Spotify, Apple et al
"I seem to have this irresistible urge to chronicle human folly". It's just brilliant.
SPICE GIRLS the MOVIE
"you'll pish yerself laughin'"
Hootsmon Times
The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich".
'Are you Punks gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?'