Royal Baby Day

ICBM

Carefully timed to distract attention from the boredom and apathy currently being shown to something that does actually matter in this country…

What unpopular major policy commitments do you think the parties will announce today?

equalsql

My 'ladieezz' are currently discussing the best names for the new princess..

Amongst some of the suggestions are:

Clamidia, Tallulah, Doris, Tubs, Brittany, Chardonnay, Beyonce, Queenie, Madge..

Lordy.. I'm getting a headache already

:-t

Emp_Fab

Oh well, it makes a change focussing one what came out of one cnut, as against what keeps coming out of these three...

Bucket

Tenner on Wills and Kate choosing the name Princess Tiaamii.

Garthy

Hertz32 said:

Wait what? She's pregnant again?
*checks bbc news website*
I seriously dislike that that is BBC news top story over the nepal disaster.

Nepal isn't current, and very few things get more hits, clicks or units sold than a royal birth, death or marriage.

Heartfeltdawn

The new baby should be called George and thus live their entire royal life under a veil of confusion. 

Drew_TNBD

TTony said:

bingefeller said:

Kate is in labour!!

I don't understand the excitement.

The female of the species have given birth before.  For centuries.  For millennia. 

This woman in particular has given birth before.  Apparently it happened "normally" and wasn't the precursor to a spectacular solar eruption, the reversal of polar magnetic fields, the start of pigs flying, or even a guarantee of a nice sunny day.

She will, in all likelihood, give birth to a "baby", with the appropriate number of arms, legs, eyes, ears and other paraphernalia.  

It might even bear a passing resemblance to the father.  

These "baby" things have been seen before.  I'd bet money that she's not the only pregnant woman who will give birth to a baby today.  In London.  Maybe not even the only woman in that hospital who will give birth to a baby today.

OK, so this "baby" will be the 4th-in-line-to-the-throne.  Which, again in all likelihood, means that it will never do the job for which it has been created.  It will sit forever on the subs bench, trying to be useful in some vague, useless, sort of way.

I'm not particularly anti-Royalist, but, really, aren't we getting just a little over-excited?

Yeah totally agree. I mean... all this uproar over a woman and a baby. All this anger and rage and pointless cynicism being directed at... at what exactly?

*sigh*

robinbowes

Heh, I find it deeply amusing to hear you accusing people of pointless anger, rage, and cynicism

R.

Hootsmon

I'm overwhelmed and overjoyed

Drew_TNBD

robinbowes said:

Heh, I find it deeply amusing to hear you accusing people of pointless anger, rage, and cynicism

R.

I've seen yaow on the Facebook, giving it all the 'I hate this fucking baby and I hope Kate has a miscarriage' type bullosh. You've no room to talk! You've been practically cumming over the idea of the royalty dying out. Give it a rest!

robinbowes

Hmm, let's see:

robinbowes said (on Facebook):

 I am a committed republican. I believe we should abolish monarchy and replace the Queen/King with an elected, democratic head of state. I'm not a bitter hater, I'm not suggesting the Windors go the same way as the Romanovs, but I don't want them as Head Of State in our country.

I don't believe your summary quite captures my tone. Put simply. stop making stuff up ya cock womble.

R.

Drew_TNBD

robinbowes said:

Hmm, let's see:

robinbowes said (on Facebook):

 I am a committed republican. I believe we should abolish monarchy and replace the Queen/King with an elected, democratic head of state. I'm not a bitter hater, I'm not suggesting the Windors go the same way as the Romanovs, but I don't want them as Head Of State in our country.

I don't believe your summary quite captures my tone. Put simply. stop making stuff up ya cock womble.

R.

It's not the words alone that make tone. It's the frequency and obsession. It's basically all you've talked about today. As I said, give it a rest, you regicidal poofter.

robinbowes

Drew_fx said:

robinbowes said:

Hmm, let's see:

robinbowes said (on Facebook):

 I am a committed republican. I believe we should abolish monarchy and replace the Queen/King with an elected, democratic head of state. I'm not a bitter hater, I'm not suggesting the Windors go the same way as the Romanovs, but I don't want them as Head Of State in our country.

I don't believe your summary quite captures my tone. Put simply. stop making stuff up ya cock womble.

R.

It's not the words alone that make tone. It's the frequency and obsession. It's basically all you've talked about today. As I said, give it a rest, you regicidal poofter.

Welcome to DrewWorld, where the facts, truth, and actuality have no meaning. You total whompercunt.

Hugs,

R.

Drew_TNBD

robinbowes said:

Drew_fx said:

robinbowes said:

Hmm, let's see:

robinbowes said (on Facebook):

 I am a committed republican. I believe we should abolish monarchy and replace the Queen/King with an elected, democratic head of state. I'm not a bitter hater, I'm not suggesting the Windors go the same way as the Romanovs, but I don't want them as Head Of State in our country.

I don't believe your summary quite captures my tone. Put simply. stop making stuff up ya cock womble.

R.

It's not the words alone that make tone. It's the frequency and obsession. It's basically all you've talked about today. As I said, give it a rest, you regicidal poofter.

Welcome to DrewWorld, where the facts, truth, and actuality have no meaning. You total whompercunt.

Hugs,

R.

Oh fuck off Robin you dullard twatcake. Facts and truth are very important to me. Not feelings. And your whole angle on this is based on your EMOTIONS. You nobber.

robinbowes

Drew_fx said:

Oh fuck off Robin you dullard twatcake. Facts and truth are very important to me. Not feelings. And your whole angle on this is based on your EMOTIONS. You nobber.

If you were bothered about facts and truth, you wouldn't feel the need to construct straw man arguments by making up what people actually said and arguing with your fictional view of the issue.

I have a long-held rational and intellectual belief that we should abolish the monarchy. Emotions don't come into it at all. You may disagree. That's fine. But please don't expect me to respond when you just make stuff up.

R.

mart

Oh come on, you two, give it a rest. We're discussing some important things here ... oh wait ... Ok, as you were, you two, do please carry on the entertaining distraction.

mart

Heartfeltdawn said:

The new baby should be called George and thus live their entire royal life under a veil of confusion. 

Nah, they called the last one after Asda's cheap clothing line. Now they should go for Tesco's, and call it Florence & Fred. That way they don't even need to worry about figuring out its gender.

Drew_TNBD

robinbowes said:

Drew_fx said:

Oh fuck off Robin you dullard twatcake. Facts and truth are very important to me. Not feelings. And your whole angle on this is based on your EMOTIONS. You nobber.

If you were bothered about facts and truth, you wouldn't feel the need to construct straw man arguments by making up what people actually said and arguing with your fictional view of the issue.

I have a long-held rational and intellectual belief that we should abolish the monarchy. Emotions don't come into it at all. You may disagree. That's fine. But please don't expect me to respond when you just make stuff up.

R.

Oh go and lick piss you old fucking white-man blues wanker.

Drew_TNBD

Right... now I've got my internet aggro out for the day, I can go out and be a productive member of society. To the Market!!

Phil_aka_Pip

Drew_fx said:

To the Market!!

Are you proposing a toast?

Thatcher would be proud of you