Memory foam mattresses

Evilmags

And if your sweaty get a mattress protector. That way it won't go mouldy...

Sambostar

Yeah, I had a mattress protector on it, two even but they disintegrated.

Anyway, why has RHC got two loll's for that comment?  IT is racist and derogatory.  When did I even lol him anyway, after changing it form a wis'd because I thought he was suggesting that redheads are more adventurous in the groin department that staying in bed.  Now I'm talking bus shelters and toilets...But then...I realised what he meant.  Oh dear what a racialist.  Anyway I am an adonis.  I'm just defending the ethnicity on principal.  80 year chicks think I am heaven sent.

So, did you know that Sweden banned Decabromodiphenyl ether but then the EU took them to Court in 2008 and fined them heavily.  Apparently it's being 'Voluntarily phased out as a fire retardant' however it is not banned as yet.

Memory foam mattresses contain loads of the stuff.  It affects your thyroid function, swelling your thyroid, causing you to develop hypothyroidism. It causes tumours in your liver and most importantly of all, rots your brain and even more importantly, it makes your hair fall out.

I was pondering this whilst smoking a best quality Sovereign.

The point is that we have been palmed off with a load of shyte that is much cheaper and easier to manufacture and as per usual the marketing with buzzwords such as 'Hypoallergenic' and 'Memory Foam' have suckered us into paying over the odds for it.

To add insult to injury, I even looked up 'Organic' mattresses and all I got were Organic branded memory foam ones. They have even captured the word 'Organic' for the marketing of their evil, toxic products now too.

To be fair it only went mouldy after not changing it for six months, after the last girl left and it was winter time so probably my hygiene wasn't completely up to standard as the shower is so cold and I suffer from ablutophobia.

chillidoggy

Dear Mods,

Please can we have a new fret symbol of some kind specifically for Sambostar's posts?

Love, Chilli.

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Evilmags

Memory foam is organic, as are all petrochemicals.

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Sambostar said:

Yeah, I had a mattress protector on it, two even but they disintegrated.

Maybe consider getting a couple of these then. My nan's got one and she tells me she can get into all sorts of positions in hers. http://worlds-lowest-price.com/adjustable-beds-supplepedic.gif

jonnyburgo

We got a silentnight memory foam from one of those bargain places TJ Hughes i think, had no problems at all, I cant understand the dislike, still going strong after about 8 years

Ive probably had about a billion marathon shagging sessions on it too

Sambostar

I meant organic as in grown in a field with no additives, not organic chemistry. The gypo mattresses seem to be organic. You must be a fit man @jonnyburgo as I find it just absorbs the energy and the physics of them seems to break Newton's Laws. Steel springs I think for me now. Maximum rebound, minimum effort.