Moth Friday! Come Out Of The Bloody Closet! :-)

Antique_Guitars

This is the official new Friday thread for us moths that mostly stay at home on a Friday night and try to fill the void on this forum left by the naughty members who go off painting towns red!

All hail the moth king!

VimFuego

I'm finally at the age where I no longer have to be bothered about not going out on a Friday night. And I'm wearing slippers, and a cardi. I would smoke a pipe, but mrs f won't let me

Antique_Guitars

You good sir have come to the right place

VimFuego

will you let me smoke a pipe?

Antique_Guitars

Of course members are free to do as they please, this is a partner free zone!

Welcome to outside of the closet!

VimFuego

fan fucking tastic, sign me up now skipper.

monquixote

Years of gigging makes me uncomfortable about going to a pub if I'm not being paid to be there. 

Sporky

I hate moths. Fuckers ate my hat and I'm not allowed another until I kill them all.

VimFuego

yeah, I'm the same about the docks...

Antique_Guitars

Sporky said:

I hate moths. Fuckers ate my hat and I'm not allowed another until I kill them all.

No! moths are amazing! I think they ate a couple of my wool jumpers though, the cute little bastards.

Antique_Guitars

I don't go out much on Fridays but I think im going to start after this month is over.

VimFuego

oddly enuff (or not, whatever) despite owning more than several people's worth of woollen garnents (including undercrackers, itchy nads) I have never suffered moth damage. The only thing we own that does have moth damage is an old trilby (sadly too large for me) that came to us with the damage.

Antique_Guitars

I usually encourage moths, I would like some massive ones to come live with me.

Sporky

I kill them with the smaller Dyson.

Antique_Guitars

Thats harsh! I only kill ants and fruit flies with hoovers!

The moths die by sticky strip, not on purpose mind they are there to defeat the evil fruit flies!

Sporky

You eat my jumper, I kill you with a Dyson. The rules are clear.

Bellycaster

Great! Some more Moths here. Wait 'til I tell the ones in my wallet.

 

I am usually too knackered to go out on a Friday night these days so it's become Beer and Curry(delivered) night. I would have been horrified 10 years ago to think I'd be staying in on a Friday.

I can still muster the energy for a Saturday night though as long as we can get a table and the Dominoes game doesn't get too hairy.

 

B-)

littlegreenman

Sporky said:

You eat my jumper, I kill you with a Dyson. The rules are clear.

Perfectly sound logic there Sporky

Antique_Guitars

I feel like I should be going to a gig or something I definitely need to start doing something!

Antique_Guitars

But they need jumpers to live! sweet sweet jumper necta.

Sporky

Then they can eat shop jumpers.

Not jumpers that Lady BMcH has spent dozens of hours knitting.

No.

This shall not stand. They may have started this war but by jingo I will murder every last one I can.

Moths are wankers.

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