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I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
Personally I think there is something really sad about those guys that get tattoos everywhere and hit the gym everyday, just because girls like it. Or those people going out of their way to achieve the bad boy look with loads of tattoos, when they dont have the personality to match. Great if you're a biker or something but not if the rest of your wardrobe is from Next and you still live with your mum.
Also those jeans that are skin tight right down to the ankles. Only young and thin people suit that look in my opinion. If you are over 40 or a massive bodybuilder, or have a beer belly, please do not wear them, you look like a plonker.
MAMILs annoy the hell out of me too: Spend £500 on new skintight aerodynamic kit because it weighs 50g less than old stuff, but not bothered by the 3kg in beer belly affecting their power:weight ratio.
*puts on skinnies, socks, sandals, Lycra cycling jersey, shaves side of head and strolls down to tattoo parlour*
1. Salty old sea dog sailors
2. Father Christmas and his impersonators
3. Gandalf/wizards
The rest are just people pretending they look cool, hip and trendy when they don't, they just look shifty. Never seen a "cool" beard while I've been on this planet.
Gary Glitter had a beard, case closed your honour.
Everyone looks better with a beard. Thereare even knitted beards available so people who can't grow them don't get mocked as much.