Two stories from today.
The first one begins this morning, with her waking me up (no, it's not that kind of story).
"I'm really sorry, I had a dream that I had an affair."
"Go back to sleep, it was just a dream."
"No, that's not what I'm apologising about. It was...it...was...a bass player."
"Get out."
"I know...I'll make breakfast..."
The second story...she's having a rough time, and we're not spending much time together at the moment. So I have a suggestion:
"You know what we should do?"
"What?"
"We should both take a week off and just chill. Not for a holiday, just...spending time together."
"What are we going to do? Is there a series on Netflix we can binge-watch?"
"...."
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But I'm not much of a musician to be honest. I'm probably not much of a husband either.
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Not sure what that says about my life.
My wife is a bassist. :-)
Sounds like a plan.
I sense I cannot win... whatever answer I give.