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No, you can't turn back time, so FFS stop wearing that ridiculous see through gear.
Dear Jim,
Thanks for fixing it for me to milk a cow back in the 70's.
I don't know why you insisted that I put the blindfold on, but it doesn't matter, I had a great day.
Yours
Proggy of London.
Would the new change from branded cigarette packaging to olive green with images of pre-amputated feet have been sufficient for you to have stopped smoking years ago and thereby - still be fucking here with us today??!
Yours Sincerely,
You willingly agreed to an interview with Krissi Murison to promote a 3D book - I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
I bet she was humming 'Don't stop me now' as she filed the story.
Yours
Fret
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
To answer your questions...first of all, here you go:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love
Erm...as for your second request...that is quite inappropriate as I am currently waiting for the bus. I don't think the old age pensioners on the no 80 will appreciate me trying to shaft their groceries.
However just go to youporn or whatever and you'll see a LOT of it. Knock yourself off...er, I mean out.
Kind Regards
Sick, Dope
Life is the name of the game, and I want to play the game with you.
All the best
The Kid Handsome
To answer your question, I only like crap music. That good music is just not for me.
Kind regards,
Norris McWhirter
Argentina
Regarding your question as to whether this is real life or just fantasy, I'm still not sure. Neither is my therapist, but I've got my own self hugging jacket.
Wibble!
TheBlueWolf
Twisted Imaginings - A Horror And Gore Themed Blog http://bit.ly/2DF1NYi
As much as I hate to be a stickler, I think you will find that " M, A child, N" spells "machildn", not "Man" as you seem to be claiming.
best regards.
Some of us like Friday as well.
Chris
You have clearly never used Photoshop.
Yours,
Have you ever considered packing in this complex guitar malarkey and taking up bass instead?
Yours,
Your guitar teacher
To answer your question, I am recovering from a fractured pelvis. What is more, my surgeon says that your suggested course of action is absolutely the worst thing I could try and do at this point.
Just a quick letter to answer your question.
I'm not actually looking for anyone.I've just come round to read your gas metre,you weirdo.
Besides,you're not my type.
Kind regards,
M.Iserable B'stard.
The feeling is gone. You mean nothing to me.
Harvey Enner.
It will cost £36 for a deed poll to change your name to "The Artist Formerly Known as Mince".
regards, HM Register Office
You’ll not be riding shotgun with me. Take your irksome baritone voice elsewhere.
Many thanks.
I don't know, sorry.
Regards.
*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.