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Guaranteed wind-up is to mansplain why you don't mow wet grass, always results in "Lazy bastard".
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That should do it...
Does my bum look big in this?
YES
Speeding in the car and making her feel sick ......ie trying to go faster than 30mph on a motorway !!
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No, not at all."
" :-) "
"It's your fat that makes you look fat."
My misses is exactly the same, always seems to select the wrong knife, a bread knife for fruit, a non serrated blade for cutting bread, a tiny knife to cut a swede etc I swear she does it to get angry with me when I suggest a different knife
Apparently making loud breathing noises in my sleep, but then I haven't heard them......
Not listening. Thing is, after the umpteenth instruction or task to do, my mind goes into lockdown and it all becomes just noise.