So Im sat here playing the tele, drinking JD and wondering what your opinions are on tele vs trat? I reckon its like this, the Tele simply doesnt give a fuck, not one fuck does it give, you can bash the hell out of it or play it like its a gentle virgin and it simply doesnt give a shit, it fucking loves what ever you throw at it, it barks like an angry dog even when its being polite, when you go to bed its up snorting coke off a prostitutes tits and avin it large wit da crew, the strat on the other had is a bit needy, clingy, it wont do anything it shouldnt, it will shop you in for letting your car tax expire by a day, it will weep if you ignore it, its a dainty little thing sat there in its candy red coat waiting for the next session of gospel music to come along on radio two so it can sing along, it needs a halo above it and a shit load of jesus to make it right. Am I wrong?
A Deuce , a Tele and a cup of tea.
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For me it's more that one has 2 pickups and a hard tail, the other has 3 pickups, a trem and contours on the body.
Need I say more?
Tele to me is bright, crisp and direct sounding.
Strat has more character and a soulful expressive tone. But....play em and learn what you like.
Not really more whisky is always the answer. I have thought similar before that a tele suits dirty bridge sounds all day long while a strat with a clean neck sound is a heavenly thing.
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Solution - get a tele and a strat and you're covered. And go commando to save you the other dilemma and reduce your laundry and help save the planet.
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