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You realise that Smeagol found the ring in a river right? That's his whole plot line.... he fell in the river and found the ring and eventually turned into Gollum.
So no... problem not solved.
Unless the ring was then found by Billy the Fish.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
You need to work on your LOTR lore bruvva!
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Only thing that could go wrong is that Tom Hanks is jumping into it at exactly the same time as he drops the ring in, and the ring lands on his finger and then Tom Hanks is blown out of the Korg Volca and into the set of Shaving Private Ryan's Balls, and we all know what happens to rings when balls are involved.
Sham Wars.
The rebels flee Hoth and Luke flies off to Dagobah to train with Yoda. Han, Leia and the others take off in the Millennium Falcon to be chased through asteroid fields and almost devoured by giant space worms before ending up at Cloud City. After Vader captures them, Luke abandons his training to fly to Cloud City and mount a rescue attempt.
Well, that doesn’t work. Either Jedi training is much easier than Yoda makes out (“Too old to begin the training, my arse”) and was ticked off in an afternoon, or we were spared a Special Extended Edition where the Falcon drifted along for months on end while everyone grew steadily more fragrant, the food supplies dwindled and Chewbacca began to view Han less as a best friend and more as a potentially useful source of protein.
I was going to go for the angle of ‘after Indy jumps onto the Nazi submarine while it’s submerging, what happens next? A WWII submarine isn’t exactly a spacious environment with lots of scope for hide and seek, he couldn’t just have cranked open the hatch and jumped down onto a surprised but grateful submarine crew.
But yeah, now that you mention it; if he got squished by the boulder in scene 1 the Nazis wouldn’t have got past the ‘scratching their heads in the desert’ stage.
As for "when am I ready?" You'll never be ready. It works in reverse, you become ready by doing it. - pmbomb
Not clear how Indy knew she was there. Maybe she sent the occasional ‘Wish you weren’t here’ postcard?