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"What do the flags say?" asks the captain.
"They say: To the water. It is the hour!"
So the English prepare for battle but the French ships don't move. So the captain looks through his telescope and sees the French sailors all laughing and waving and shouting out the flags' message:
"À l'eau. C'est l'heure"
(Best spoken out loud )
...which sounds like "Hello Sailor".
Took me a while too.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
I've just fitted a carpet for Speedy Gonzales and he complained it wasn't soft enough.
I said, "I've used the best quality carpet you can get, what more do you fucking want?"
He shouted, "Underlay Underlay"