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He Heeee... Panda lamp, love it.
Talking of misheard lyrics there's one that never seems to come up among the usual suspects (Blue Seal in the Sky with Diamonds, Let's Pee in the Corner, etc etc) and I can't get it out of my head. It's the Three Degrees "My Simple Heart" - when I heard it for the first time I thought why on earth are they singing about a bicycle pump..?
Edit ; "my world".
Oddly enough I was thinking about Dreadlock Holiday which is a song I always really liked but these days I have a bit of a double take at the lyrics. Open to interpretation maybe but not something that would get released these days perhaps.
I was walkin' down the street
Concentratin' on truckin' right
I heard a dark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other
I don't like cricket (Oh no!)
I love it
I don't like cricket (No no!)
I love it
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk through my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet
He said "I'll give you one dollar"
I said you've got to be jokin' man
It was a present from me mother
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home
I don't like reggae (No no!)
I don't like reggae (No!)
I love it (Eh!)
Don't you queer me pitch
Don't you walk through my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet
Sinkin' pina colada
I heard a dark voice beside me say
"Would you like something harder?"
My harvest is the best
And if you try it, you'll like it
And wallow in a Dreadlock Holiday"
Don't like Jamaica (Oh no!)
I love her (Eh!)
Don't like Jamaica (Oh no!)
I love her (Oh yeah!)
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk through her words
'Cause you ain't heard her out yet
I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
I don't like reggae (Oh no!)
I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
Don't like Jamaica (Eh!)
I love her (Dreadlock Holiday)
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." - Homer Simpson
But there was no ill-intent at the time. It is a very good song.
Who the fuck is Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." - Homer Simpson
Gangland - murders are for sale..
In a land, when dinosaurs roamed the earth...
Specifically, 'With some or other passions', 'Although the room was smelly' and 'I took her rather nifty'.
I can forgive them though for 'The devil came and took me, from bar to street to bookie', which is brilliant.
Pretty much every Kiss lyric makes me want to pull the legs off kittens and 'One likes to believe in the freedom of music' reinforces my instinct that all Rush fans should have their faces rubbed vigorously up and down a dry stone wall.