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(We'll just call you Mary.)
”Don’t mind me, I’m just talking out loud” instead of thinking out loud.
”Fire in the hold”
She pronounced “vehement” as “venoment”
I had an ancient great aunty who used to go up to the upper floors of a shop on an “escanumerator”. She also told me once that her son couldn’t come to meet me because he had car problems. “He’s burnt his crutch out”.
Seriously, she does about 2 or 3 a week..................I keep meaning to write/record them
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
My young daughter once placed a glass of water on my beside table with a note that said "To clench your thirst".
It didn't help that she was looking for a "pedal stool".
all those people that were effected by the “tutsutnami” in Thailand!!!!
The one that always stuck with me was him urging caution within earshot of his own boss - Careful what you say lad, that chap's got ears like a hawk.
Sounds like a damp squid.
IT Crowd.
For instance, "It's a doggy dog world" or "right from the gecko" or "escape goat" or "a bowl in a china shop."
I used to work with a guy who had so many, his colleagues made up a list of about 60 or 70, including "Grab the bull while the iron is hot" and stuff like that.
And I'll never forget being told I was being a typically arrogant snob when I laughed at an idiot who tried to explain what the objet d'art of the exercise was. (To be fair to me, there was a colossal amount of other evidence that he was an idiot.)