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hungrymarkhungrymark Frets: 1782
edited September 2014 in Off Topic
Who buys your pants? I'm thirty three and it occurred to me the other day that I've never bought a pair of pants in my life. Strangely always seem to have some though. Think my mum gets me all of them for Christmas.
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16315


    hungrymark said:
    Who buys your pants? I'm thirty three and it occurred to me the other day that I've never bought a pair of pants in my life. Strangely always seem to have some though. Think my mum gets me all of them for Christmas.

    a local oddball buys my old worn ones for a 5R a go


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  • stickyfiddlestickyfiddle Frets: 28753
    I took to buying my own around 25. Life's much better when you're in control of the important stuff!
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 74495
    Sometimes me, sometimes my other half. Oddly it doesn't go both ways though, she won't let me buy her underwear...

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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 16475
    mrs f buys all the underwear in the house, so I just wear hers. Except for bras, hers don't fit. Not a problem up till now, but as I age I find I need more support.

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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22446
    Me.

    I'm a big boy now.
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    edited September 2014

    Are you lot fucking kidding me?  What is it about British men that are out of the arms of their mother, straight into the arms of their wife?  You completely sad muppets. ;)

    I make a special journey to the States, just to get my Hanes pants and socks from Walmart.  I am special me.

    I particularly like the light blue ones, but they do piss stain very easily.

     
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    And these are the men who will have to defend the UK from radicalised IS terrorists?  Wait, hang on...I've just shit myself, bare with me, I just got to call my mother...  Give me strength.
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    Me. Have done since I stopped living with my parents. 

    My mum told me a story about her dad. Apparently grandma, after being married to grandad for a few months, said "Your shirt is getting worn, I'll have to get you a new one". Grandad said "No don't bother, I'll ask my mum to get one. She knows what I have".
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16667
    I started buying vests again last winter, hadn't worn them for over 30 years. Quite looking forward to some colder days so I can get them out again. :-B
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    edited September 2014
    I buy vests in the USA too, Hanes ones, made by the finest Cambodian sweatshop poor bastards.
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  • hungrymarkhungrymark Frets: 1782
    Sambo, if you get somebody to buy your pants you'll have more time for all that wanking ;-)
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5916
    I buy mine from Lord Flashheart.




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  • dafuzzdafuzz Frets: 1522
    I buy my own - stupidly lairy ones in all sorts of lurid colours to make the girls guffaw. I've taken up vests too. I like to think I look like Bruce Willis in Die Hard while I iron my shirt in the morning. Yippee Kye Ay muddyfunsters!
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  • johnnyurqjohnnyurq Frets: 1368
    Isn't this why other peoples washing lines exist.

    Being buying my own since about 17.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24602
    So whose pants do you where ....

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/fashion-and-style/11105768/Which-David-wins-the-battle-of-the-boxer-shorts.html

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  • johnnyurqjohnnyurq Frets: 1368
    Neither!

    I couldn't take all that fake tan, baby oil and matted pubes.
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