Seeing the news reports of the Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow. Wow. This needs to be a NETFLIX documentary.
Similar events usually the preserve of shysters promising a winter wonderland (a horse with antlers on standing in for a deer etc...), this takes the concept to new depths...
The promised chocolate fountains and "chocolatey delights" were conspicuously absent. Children were instead offered a half-cup of lemonade and a small ration of jelly beans.
Trading standards surely investigating?!
I love how they made up a character called The Unknown completely absent from the Roald Dahl books!
...she's got Dickie Davies eyes...
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Spoiler: though Fyre sounded grim AF, it didn't win. Worth a listen!
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I read somewhere this week they reckon thats how the guy got the scripts for the actors to use
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
Though "Willy's Chocolate Adventure" sounds like a euphemism for anal sex.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-42385803