Friday humour

rogd · August 6

There's a bloke walks into a barbers. He's got three hairs on his head.

"Just a trim sir?"

"Yes please."

"How do you normally comb it?"

"Two to the left, one to the right."

The barber combs it but one hair comes out.

"I'm terribly sorry but a hair's come out." The customer tutts.

"You'd better do a centre parting them."

"Certainly sir."

He combs it but another hair come out.

"I'm really sorry but another hair's come out. What would you like me to do?"

The customer sighs, looks at himself in the mirror and says

"Bugger it, leave it messy."

TheMarlin · August 6

Emp_Fab · August 6

I don't get that

Philly_Q · August 6

I guess they're playing real-life Hangman.

TheMarlin · August 7

Philly_Q said:

I guess they're playing real-life Hangman.

exactly that.

breakstuff · August 7

hoops · August 7

Nice one @Marlin. Back on track.

equalsql · August 7

HAL9000 · August 7

^ I thought it was B positive but then realised it was possibly a typo ;-)

Tannin · August 7

^ I closed the thread after reading that pointless comment.

.... two seconds later the penny dropped.

Nitefly · August 7

drofluf · August 7

Took me a while

guitars4you · August 7

drofluf said:

Took me a while

I'm not there yet

drofluf · August 7

guitars4you said:

drofluf said:

Took me a while

I'm not there yet

Try reading it out loud.

Jonathangus · August 7

guitars4you said:

drofluf said:

Took me a while

I'm not there yet

Read it out loud.

relic245 · August 7

guitars4you said:

drofluf said:

Took me a while

I'm not there yet

It's pretty funny - worth working at

Maybe put a verbal comma after the guy s first name then say the next 3 words quickly.

breakstuff · August 7

drofluf said:

Took me a while

Me too.

Lebarque · August 7

MrTee · August 7

Surely it’s ‘unexpected bagging in item area’?

TheMarlin · August 7

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