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When the keeper of the Queen's pictures (Sir Anthony Blunt) was found out to be a communist spy I heard people referred to as "A right Sir Anthony".
Plus ca change...
Railroad, Railroad Track, Stack
Snooker, Snooker Cue, Queue
Mad, Mad House, Mouse
Pipe, Pipe Puffer, Buffer ; this and the next one could get confusing
Arse, Arse Wipe, Pipe
Swim, Swimming Pool, Pool
Ant, And and Dec, Deque
Roof, Roof Tiler, Compiler
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
In which case I submit "Bernie" for "vomit". The intermediary stages are left as an exercise for the reader.
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I kicked him in the RS McColls.
James Blunt - C...
James Burke - W...
James May - G...
James Bond - Blond
James Dean - The Queen
James Woods - The goods
James Earl Jones - Skin and Bones..
James Joyce - Choice
James Spader - Who?
James Cameron - C...
James Caan - a fa'ing caa'n'
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
That ref was a complete James couldn't deliver the James if his James was bloody counting on it.
and in a few years time you'll hear:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
That ref was a complete Jim couldn't deliver the Jim if his Jim was bloody counting on it.
Ooh, ooh. Me sir!
I've got Bernie Torme = gourmet and Wallace and Gromit = vomit. Can't think of anything to link them though.
From a Dick Francis novel.
Inspector Morse - sauce
Brussel sprouts - scouts
Going for a left and right - shite
Chas & Dave - shave
Farmer giles/emma freuds - piles
North sea diver - fiver
Dame Judy Dench - stench
Farmer's Daughters - snotters
Feargal Sharkeys - car keys
Fish n taters - laters
Some colloquial jockney for you
corned beef - deif (deaf for non scots)
salvidor dali - wee swallie (imbibing alcohol)
chorus and verse - erse (glutens or arse)
One about a truncated version of Hamilton Academicals, but we will not go there.
Fred Macaulay - brolly
Molly Weirs - beers
single fish - pish or piss
Mick Jagger - lager
Potted heid - deid or dead
John Knox - the pox
full john logie (baird) - hirsuite (bearded pertaining to feamles as in she has a full John Logie)
Montovanny - Fanny
Hank Marvin - Starving (a shadow of your former self)
Dean Martin - Fartin'
For more see.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jockney-Rhyming-Humour-Robert-Laidler/dp/1905102852
In my old music shop the customer was know as a Billy.. Billy Bunter .. Punter
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