I want a divorce... or a murder...

Drew_TNBD · May 2015

The wife is watching Gogglebox, and I want to slice her head off.

Sambostar · May 2015

Do it. Take pictures though and give me 5 minutes notice to call the newspaper.

Drew_TNBD · May 2015

To be fair though, it did just make me laugh. Some fucking douche bag on tele saying the words "fanny flap" at the dinner table. What a n00b.

RocknRollDave · May 2015

Gogglebox is brilliant!

littlegreenman · May 2015

Drew_fx said:

The wife is watching Gogglebox, and I want to slice her head off.

C'mon Drew, you can be more creative than that

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/hannibal_2-5.jpg

Drew_TNBD · May 2015

^ dafuq ???

Sambostar · May 2015

She can watch me in my living room if she wants. Just let me get the lard.

Sambostar · May 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXIaIxkWTI

octatonic · May 2015

Drew_fx said:

The wife is watching Gogglebox, and I want to slice her head off.

Well, she has to learn english somehow.

Drew_TNBD · May 2015

octatonic said:

Drew_fx said:

The wife is watching Gogglebox, and I want to slice her head off.

Well, she has to learn english somehow.

Have you seen it? Fucking dregs of society mate, glued to the shitty box. She aint learning engrish from dems yaowknow!!

octatonic · May 2015

I've only ever caught the end of it when changing over to watch something else.

It looks gash.

Fortheloveofguitar · May 2015

Watching people that are watching telly. Is this what we've become

littlegreenman · May 2015

Drew_fx said:

^ dafuq ???

Hannibal: Season 2, Episode 5 - "Mukozuke"

Drew_TNBD · May 2015

octatonic said:

I've only ever caught the end of it when changing over to watch something else.

It looks gash.

Mate... it's total toss. I can imagine fat birds on council estates flicking their beans to this crap.

octatonic · May 2015

Not exactly swiftian in its rapier like subtlety, then?

randomhandclaps · May 2015

It's your own fucking fault for letting her give up on the housework early tonight.

Drew_TNBD · May 2015

randomhandclaps said:

It's your own fucking thought for letting her give up on the housework early tonight.

Speak Engrish man!!!

Drew_TNBD · May 2015

octatonic said:

Not exactly swiftian in its rapier like subtlety, then?

Nup.

Sambostar · May 2015

Fortheloveofguitar said:

Watching people that are watching telly. Is this what we've become

One day the feedback will swell something cronic and everyone's heads will explode in a mire of shyte.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI3NoBeNwfk

Panama_Jack666 · May 2015

Me and me mate are on the verge of doing a You Tube series called Goggle goggle Box. Where people watch us watching people watching tele.

littlegreenman · May 2015

Drew_fx said:

Mate... it's total toss. I can imagine fat birds on council estates flicking their beans to this crap.

Scarily, it's the middle managers I work with who lap this crap up more than the bottom-feeders! The SEOs and grade 6/7's are the biggest fans, though I suspect it's more about laughing at the proles and a general sense of superiority that they enjoy. The Farage episode had them positively gushing about it the next day.

Can't divorce them, but murder sounds like a plan. And then nicely display the results as per my Hannibal post

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