Nice! Apparently not

Lew · May 2015

CloudNine;631617" said:
Not feeling that one... Body looks like was made by amateur, in the garage, without having the right tools available.

And 'glow in the dark inlays' are not really for adults.

Edit. Oh god, the 'Switchbitch' is even more hideous....

Unless you ofcourse play in the... dark.

Lew · May 2015

Moss;631736" said:
The Venus has possibly the weirdest description of a guitar ever:

Ravishingly beautiful and sensuously crescendoed into ecstasy… she snuggles tenderly to your belly, you gently touch her neck and together you’ll celebrate sonorous intercourse you’ve never experienced ever before!

http://media.caspianmedia.com/image/7ba90c7e1abd8a4f1ad1269dbbbf03eb.jpg/size:500x500

monquixote · May 2015

Kill it with fire

richardhomer · May 2015

monquixote;631848" said:
Kill it with fire

Or simply cut its ample, angular outline into something more pleasing to the eye.

The off-cuts would probably heat someone's house who has a wood burner for a few winters...

jd0272 · May 2015

Wouldn't let me cat play it.

Doesn't mean you don't have to like it though.

mattacjones · May 2015

Nah, I'm with you lot. What a shitty looking guitar. I was pissed when I made the post and had just met the luthier who gave me £500 to say I liked it. Now I am going to reimburse him because I'm concerned I might get barred from the forum and then where could I go to stare at classifieds all day.

Sarge · May 2015

Bogwhoppit;631592" said:

Of which that is number 2 on the list

Nope, just a number 2

Zodiac51 · May 2015

Korina - good, everything else - just WTF eww eew eww bad :-&

57Deluxe · May 2015

haha - good luck with any resale on that... hahahaha....

english_bob · May 2015

I quite like them. They're really expensive though. If it were a £500-£600 MIK guitar I'd be much more tempted.

Bogwhoppit · May 2015

english_bob said:

I quite like them.

Bogwhoppit · May 2015

Lets improve it :

DrJazzTap · May 2015

Looks like something you'd use to dig a garden with. Still better to have something original...i think.

english_bob · May 2015

Bogwhoppit said:

english_bob said:

I quite like them.

Joking aside, I do need to go get my prescription checked. I'm shortsighted though, so I can see that guitar just fine.

Sassafras · May 2015

Actually, seeing it for the 2nd time it's grown on me, possibly like a malignant tumour, but it doesn't seem as bad as most people think

Moe_Zambeek · May 2015

It looks better in the playing position - hybrid of the Musicman Armada and a rickenbacker-inspired Fano.

Not sure about the new logo though...

Oh...and glow in the dark side dots are great. I'd have them on all guitars if I could

TheOtherDennis · May 2015

Not sure what all the fuss is about, myself. Seen worse, seen better. At least they're trying to do something different. Might not be succeeding for everyone, but they're giving it a go, so marks for effort, anyway.

What does bother me, though, are some of the things they say - on the page for the Switchbitch (really? That's the best you could come up with?), the first sentence says "This is THE ONE!" Ok, so why do you have five other guitars on sale then? :-S

usedtobe · May 2015

If that's the one you LIKE, I don't know if I dare see the others.

Edit: Couldn't resist a quick peek. IMHO they're all more or less equally fecking ugly.

No offence!

ThePrettyDamned · May 2015

I really *nearly* like it... There is something I don't like.

The knobs are one, but even fixing that, the outline is so close to cool, but not quite there.

Evilmags · May 2015

Just no. That is to cool guitars what an overweight, unshaven Brazilian Putao (transexual hooker in Portuguese) is to Sophia Vergara.

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