I've never had a hangover

Cirrus · December 2013

octatonic said:
2 whiskies gives me a head-rotter- even the really good stuff.

White wine doesn't give me much of a headache though.

We are opposites here - More than a couple of glasses of white wine and I'll feel bad the next day, but I can drink whisky all night and all that happens the next morning is I need to do a whisky poo.

Col_Decker · December 2013

I love booze, I love getting pissed, yes I get hangovers, no it doesn't stop me. I'd do it 7 nights a week if I was single. I also love kebabs. There might be a link there?

dafuzz · December 2013

I don't mind being hungover. It's one of the few times I don't feel an overwhelming urge to get completely shitfaced.

jonnyburgo · December 2013

In my late teens and early 20s I could shake off a hangover and be back in the pub at lunchtime, now I'm fucked for a day, sometimes 2 and feeling very very fragile. I rarely get pissed now, it seems pointless, you dont actually have more fun the more pissed you get, past a certain point you just become more of a cunt.

Drew_TNBD · December 2013

octatonic said:

Drew_fx said:

I've never had a rimjob.

But you've given plenty.

thisisguitar said:

Drew_fx said:

I've never had a rimjob.

You just need to stop politely hinting you want… tell him straight! :-)

Dear James Richmond,

I know this is forward, and we haven't known each other long. But every time I look into those gaunt eyes of yours, and every time I watch Crocodile Dundee Part II on Bravo at 1am in the morning, sitting in my pants smoking a doob, I cannot help but think that a rimjob from one such as yourself would be quite entertaining; yes, quite pleasurable indeed.

Thus please consider this open letter to be a formal request for an informal get together, at a time of your choosing, for the purposes of sticking your tongue up, and indeed around, my butthole. I will eat plenty of sweetcorn and peanut butter in preperation for this once in a life time event, and may even sell tickets. It will be a 70/30 split, to me.

I am your biggest fan.

Regards,
Drew Vernon

digitalscream · December 2013

I'm just gonna sit here and see how many people flag that one...

Drew_TNBD · December 2013

Ahhh ignore 'em. They're just homophobics.

tbm · December 2013

I have to plan for hangovers now. They're really not worth the hassle when you have kids, but occasionally if there's a gig or a night out that I know is going to involve pints, I will resign myself to the fact that I'll have a head on me the next day and plan accordingly.

Worryingly, I can drink nice whisky/whiskey all night and wake up fine the next day. It's really only when I sup pints all night do I wake up feeling like hell.

chillidoggy · December 2013

@Drew - genuine LOL, your finest yet!

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mike_l · December 2013

chillidoggy said:

@Drew - genuine LOL, your finest yet! )

Why are you laughing, it's a genuine request

Phil_aka_Pip · December 2013

I don't often get them (usually because I don't drink enough to trigger them) but about 10 months ago I had such a blinder that I was almost willing to die to avoid suffering it any more. It was due to drinking with a person who I shall for now call Mrs Dangerous. She can drink anyone under the table. Thing is I didn't feel that pissed when I went to bed, but I was horrible in the morning.

Drew_TNBD · December 2013

Pint of water before you go to bed. Bacon sarnie when you wake up. Usually sorts it out.

ESchap · December 2013

So most of the stuff you've posted on here has been done sober!! Remarkable ... >:D<

Phil_aka_Pip · December 2013

@Drew_fx I think that on the occasion to which I referred, I must have had a pint of Cointreau before going to bed and couldn't even face half a slice of toast in the morning! I can't remember whether I was together enough to try drinking water in the morning. I'm sure that it would have helped but I was so completely and utterly wankered ...

chillidoggy · December 2013

mike_l said:

chillidoggy said:

@Drew - genuine LOL, your finest yet! )

Why are you laughing, it's a genuine request

That's why I'm laughing!

Grunfeld · December 2013

I stopped. It wasn't the hangovers; it wasn't the amount. It was the feeling of wanting a drink rather a lot which I didn't like. And even when I was trying to control it, I felt like I wasn't really in charge because I'd be thinking about fancying a drink and so on. And anyway, I'd invariably end up drinking more than I intended and I got fed up with thinking, "I really must do something about this."

So after many failures I stopped. Life got better. And I got my weekends (and myself) back! Wasn't easy but it was worth it.

thisisguitar · December 2013

Drew_fx said: octatonic said: Drew_fx said: I've never had a rimjob.

But you've given plenty.
thisisguitar said: Drew_fx said: I've never had a rimjob.
You just need to stop politely hinting you want… tell him straight! :-) Dear James Richmond,

I know this is forward, and we haven't known each other long. But every time I look into those gaunt eyes of yours, and every time I watch Crocodile Dundee Part II on Bravo at 1am in the morning, sitting in my pants smoking a doob, I cannot help but think that a rimjob from one such as yourself would be quite entertaining; yes, quite pleasurable indeed.

Thus please consider this open letter to be a formal request for an informal get together, at a time of your choosing, for the purposes of sticking your tongue up, and indeed around, my butthole. I will eat plenty of sweetcorn and peanut butter in preperation for this once in a life time event, and may even sell tickets. It will be a 70/30 split, to me.

I am your biggest fan.

Regards,
Drew Vernon
See, too polite… this is why you are currently not enjoying a rimjob! One doesn't request a rimjob, one demands a rimjob. Perhaps even a plethora! Polite works if you are trying to get something from a company though, indeed I'd recommend it next time you want a phone upgrade.

Just to be sure, we only let over 18s on here right? lol

thisisguitar · December 2013

Drew_fx said: octatonic said: Drew_fx said: I've never had a rimjob.

But you've given plenty.
thisisguitar said: Drew_fx said: I've never had a rimjob.
You just need to stop politely hinting you want… tell him straight! :-) Dear James Richmond,

I know this is forward, and we haven't known each other long. But every time I look into those gaunt eyes of yours, and every time I watch Crocodile Dundee Part II on Bravo at 1am in the morning, sitting in my pants smoking a doob, I cannot help but think that a rimjob from one such as yourself would be quite entertaining; yes, quite pleasurable indeed.

Thus please consider this open letter to be a formal request for an informal get together, at a time of your choosing, for the purposes of sticking your tongue up, and indeed around, my butthole. I will eat plenty of sweetcorn and peanut butter in preperation for this once in a life time event, and may even sell tickets. It will be a 70/30 split, to me.

I am your biggest fan.

Regards,
Drew Vernon
See, too polite… this is why you are currently not enjoying a rimjob! One doesn't request a rimjob, one demands a rimjob. Perhaps even a plethora! Polite works if you are trying to get something from a company though, indeed I'd recommend it next time you want a phone upgrade.

Just to be sure, we only let over 18s on here right? lol

thisisguitar · December 2013

@Drew_fx

One doesn't politely request a rimjob, one firmly demands a rimjob.

Politeness is for cashiers and family!

holnrew · December 2013

I've got some lovely fart grease around my anus if anybody wants to have at it?

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