electric fly swats....awesome

EvilmagsEvilmags Frets: 5158
Nobody likes fly invasions. Thankfully the local Chinese store in this village sells tennis racket like fly blasters. Basically a portable hand held version of the machines butchers have. Awesome bit of kit. The Zap sound as you hit one makes it like a video game. Everyone who lives near livestock or rivers should own one. I'm the Andy Murray of fly killing.
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17136
    We don't need one of those round here. The flies moved out years ago, due to virtual starvation.


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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    I need one, got loads of the buggers. Bonus is I can feed them to my fish after.

    I used to have one, it's incredibly painful if you use it on yourself.
    My V key is broken
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24302
    Don't tell me.... you tried it on your nuts.
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    My knee, through my jeans.
    My V key is broken
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