Would it be more fun to be a dog or a horse?

DesVegas

 Blammo

Flink_Poyd

Dog

Heartfeltdawn

Otherwise known as "Would it be more fun to be a Korean main course or a Tesco value meal?". 

Sporky

Dog, obvs. No-one sits on you and you can lick your own bits.

TheBlueWolf

Heartfeltdawn said:

Otherwise known as "Would it be more fun to be a Korean main course or a Tesco value meal?". 

My answer to that and the OP is "Woof!".

Tesco Value Meals are horse excrement.

monquixote

Sporky said:

Dog, obvs. No-one sits on you and you can lick your own bits.

Don't be so sure:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CT-Hx2WU8AAkLW-.jpg

holnrew

The only way I'm likely to get ridden it's by being a horse

Sporky

holnrew said:

The only way I'm likely to get ridden it's by a horse

In Soviet Russia, horse rides Holnrew.

57Deluxe

difficult one...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/16/9f/8d/169f8dbaa3af9a7541b95dc2b5ece92a.jpg

fields5069

They shoot horses, don't they?

octatonic

Dog- by miles.
Or is that furlongs?

richardhomer

Dog - horses aren't allowed in most pubs....

jellyroll

Hmm, being ridden by a woman in tight trousers, boots and a whip vs fetching sticks? Tough choice.......

JezWynd

Horseplay sounds a lot more fun than the alternative.

ToneControl

dog

quarky

Horsestyle or doggystyle?

Electro_Ham

Horse, and I'd have a great big long...







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bingefeller

Horse cos yee'd get ridden like fuck!!  yeeeeooooooooo!!!!

octatonic

Nitefly

Good grief!

HAL9000

octatonic said:

My Mother came from Norway
She was a comely lass
My father was a Frenchman
From the province of Alsace
My friends all shake with laughter
When referring to my source
Oh your daddy was an Alsatian
And your mummy was a Norse