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I thought I'd share my recent experience of a meal out, so I can get it off my chest & hopefully provide a bit of humour. Apologies in advance for the long post.
Long story cut short Mrs Gubble was invited through her work for a free meal at a local Tandori which is under new management. We booked and went on Sunday evening.
Upon arrival we were advised it's not a free meal but a pay what you think it's worth. No issue as even if it was free I'd have paid something even if just as a generous tip.
So we sit down and handed a couple of menus. All the usual suspects are on the menu and things are looking good. Guy comes to take the drinks orders, then back to take food orders. At the point we are told that we cannot have anything on the menu and are handed a piece of paper with what's actually on offer - nothing on the actual menu was on offer that night. The piece of paper gives a starter, a choice of two curries (of which I've never heard of before) and a couple of side dishes. We order the starter, one of each of the curries and the side dishes.
Starter arrives. A meat samosa and an onion bahji. Clearly not home made and very much like the ones you get from the cash and carry in bulk.
Main course time. Mrs Gubble's curry can only be described as half a chicken breast (as one piece not diced) in an Uncle Ben's Korma sauce that's been heated up and cooled down a few times so it's very much like a congealed gloop. It was garnished with two glacier cherries(very strange) and (I'm being totally serious here) a Yorkshire Pudding ! Now having spent four years at uni in Bradford I've been to more than my fair share of random curry houses and not once have I ever seen a Yorkshire pudding accompanying a curry. It was a frozen reheated aunt Bessie type one rather than home made.
My curry was also very bizarre, again a single chunk of chicken but with vegetables a tomatoes based sauce and lots of chillies. It can best described as an Italian chicken based dish with many chilies and of course a Yorkshire pudding.
Neither curry tasted good - they were terrible and in the case of Mrs Gubble's main meal I encouraged her not to eat it as it looked worryingly unsafe.
The side dishes were meant to be Bombay Potatoes and Cauliflower Cheese (again why?). I cannot comment on these as they didn't arrive.
Upon leaving I was asked how much I felt I should pay and they looked genuinely shocked when I said zero as it was the worst meal I've ever eaten out.
As we were out the door I could hear one guy saying "I've come out for a curry, you've given me a menu, told me I cannot order anything from it and now you're telling me I can't have a popadom or a naan bread?"
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so you didn't stay for dessert?
I hear it's dry Weetabix with a gherkin on top.
Yorkshire pudding with a curry....!
In these days of Tripadvisor et al, you have to pull out all the stops to keep customers happy, you can't afford a whole evening of unhappy customers!
In the above pic, note that the image is the "serving suggestion"
From that, I must glean that Iceland are recommending that your breach the sidewall of said Yorkshire pud and decant the curry onto a pile of freshly cooked rice and then eat, discarding the lurid batter pudding to the bin.
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I think reporting back to Mrs Gubble's work is a good idea!
I suppose there might be the odd hiccup with any new management, but it sounds a tad catastrophic...
Actually I think you should have asked them for payment, as food tasting is a challenging profession!
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Cherries? Jeez, I've eaten more than my fair share of curries, but I've never known that one.
Not just any old cherry - Glacier Cherries, those sugary ones you get in a jar that go on cocktails and cakes. On top of a 'korma' with a Yorkshire pudding on the side.
I wish I'd taken photos now
One was mayonnaise and the other was thousand island dressing. Proper Fawlty Towers stuff.
What's milder than a Korma? Chicken Custard!
Maybe the place is a front for something else - you perhaps were lucky to get away.