You know you are posh when...

strumjoughlamps

I shop in Debenhams but use Harrods bags. Nowt fking posher than that innit

VimFuego

chillidoggy said:

.......when you’re part of RandallFlagg’s circle of friends.

if you're really posh, you don't call it that, it's cirque d'aime

richardhomer

chillidoggy said:

.......when you’re part of RandallFlagg’s circle of friends.

Not sure that defines posh - though it probably epitomises ‘exclusive’

RandallFlagg

chillidoggy said:

.......when you’re part of RandallFlagg’s circle of friends.

I don't have any friends. Seriously

RaymondLin

strumjoughlamps said:

I shop in Debenhams but use Harrods bags. Nowt fking posher than that innit

I thought I was posh as I shop in Sainsbury's with a Waitrose bag.

Hootsmon

When you wake up in the mornin' and David's got his dick in yer gob

p90fool

proggy said:

When you get out of the bath to have a piss.

Or you take the washing up out of the sink before having a piss. 

stratman3142

Funkfingers said:

Sounds like something from the Uxbridge English Dictionary game on I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue. One of my favourite definitions was provided by the late, great William Rushton.

Crèche - a motoring accident in Woking.

Oi!   I live in Woking and I'm not definitely posh.
But I originate from Stoke on Trent so, if the motoring accident involved a 'Bus', I'd pronounce it 'Buzz'.

Sporky

Woking's not posh. That's why I moved to Guildford.

Phil_aka_Pip

Maybe middle class is to me as posh is to the rest of you, but it occurred to me that if you care what becomes of an Archers character you probably aren't working class.

RobDavies

I'm not posh...I'm elite.   According to the BBC's social test malarkey on their website, anyway. 

EricTheWeary

Phil_aka_Pip said:

Maybe middle class is to me as posh is to the rest of you, but it occurred to me that if you care what becomes of an Archers character you probably aren't working class.

I think that just means you aren't under sixty 

tone1

You know you’re posh when....Your Brother’s your Mother’s Cousin 

VimFuego

tone1 said:

You know you’re posh when....Your Brother’s your Mother’s Cousin 

In plymouth that's called breeding outside the gene pool.

Kilgore

Dominic said:

When social etiquette permits you to introduce yourself by Title and not name ;
i.e. Gloucester , Hereford , Marlborough
You DONT use the first bit e.g. Duke of or Marquis of etc etc
That's properly posh.

I'm Melbury, could you cash a small cheque for me old boy?

Ro_S

stratman3142 said:

 I live in Woking and I'm not definitely posh.

But I originate from Stoke on Trent 

'nough said

rsvmark

'Chairs' - a posh toast
'ketchup' - a posh way to draw level
'Negligent'  - posh male pants

capo4th

RobDavies said:

I'm not posh...I'm elite.   According to the BBC's social test malarkey on their website, anyway. 

My wife and I are both elite although our furniture is modern so please don’t hold it against us.

strumjoughlamps

RaymondLin said:

strumjoughlamps said:

I shop in Debenhams but use Harrods bags. Nowt fking posher than that innit

I thought I was posh as I shop in Sainsbury's with a Waitrose bag.

I shop in Waitrose but use Spar bags else I am constantly getting charity muggers bothering me.

Jimbro66

You never ever use the common word VERY. It's always replaced with jolly or frightfully.