Lucky plops please

joneve

Wife is currently 40 weeks pregnant and 5 days overdue, loves Christmas, and would like nothing less than to go into labour on Christmas Day or Boxing Day (our "official" Christmas Day this year due to when family are expected to arrive)..

she's already angry to the verge of tears that we have to go to a midwife drop in appointment on Boxing Day if he's not arrived...so arriving on Christmas Day or Boxing day will not be a good start!  

So please dedicate your lucky poos to her going into labour today or latest tomorrow, and we cruise through without any complications so we can bring him home for Christmas! 

joeyowen

Has she had the sweep? the business every day? spicy food? Clarysage whatever it is?

Poor little baby is going to get joint presents for life!

joneve

joeyowen said:

Has she had the sweep? the business every day? spicy food? Clarysage whatever it is?

Poor little baby is going to get joint presents for life!

It's his own fucking fault! 

Aye, she's had the sweep. Business and spicy food is a no-go as she's got morning sickness 24/7 still, and has a horrendous rash.

munckee

If my plop can give the little guy a cracking start and save your christmas he can have it!

joeyowen

joneve said:

joeyowen said:

Has she had the sweep? the business every day? spicy food? Clarysage whatever it is?

Poor little baby is going to get joint presents for life!

It's his own fucking fault! 

Aye, she's had the sweep. Business and spicy food is a no-go as she's got morning sickness 24/7 still, and has a horrendous rash.

Sorry to hear about the morning sickness, other half had it too for months on end.  

Still, lucky ones are all yours! Come onnnnnn baby!

joneve

joeyowen said:

joneve said:

joeyowen said:

Has she had the sweep? the business every day? spicy food? Clarysage whatever it is?

Poor little baby is going to get joint presents for life!

It's his own fucking fault! 

Aye, she's had the sweep. Business and spicy food is a no-go as she's got morning sickness 24/7 still, and has a horrendous rash.

Sorry to hear about the morning sickness, other half had it too for months on end.  

Still, lucky ones are all yours! Come onnnnnn baby!

Cheers mate! 

She just wants to eat pate again, I think this is the main problem  

But I really hope he starts moving in the next 12 hours or so! For her sanity if nothing else! 

ESBlonde

I've managed a couple of explosive sessions this morning and another is due shortly in honor the of the little one. I wish your new family a wonderful, exciting and happy christmas.

Nitefly

This morning's effort is dedicated to you all - hope the little one arrives safely, and soon!

keithf

My daughter is a Christmas baby 

Good luck, hope you don't miss the queens speech.

joneve

Cheers all! much appreciated. 

BenSirAmos

I've squeezed one out in your honour - I hope she will reciprocate

Sassafras

40 weeks and 5 days is a hell of a long time to be overdue.
No wonder she's angry. I'd be furious.

jonnyburgo

Just made a beautiful brown bundle of joy for you. Best of luck!

joneve

Sassafras said:

40 weeks and 5 days is a hell of a long time to be overdue.
No wonder she's angry. I'd be furious.

Well spotted, edited! 

Sesh

My extra large Christmas day one will be dedicated to you. I expect I'll need gas,air, pethedine and an epidural for that.

Good luck, I take it you are having a dry Christmas in case you need to drive her to the hospital.

PC_Dave

I had a couple of beers and a burger last night, so i'd expect some luck to be heading your way shortly.

May take me a while.....

joneve

Sesh said:

My extra large Christmas day one will be dedicated to you. I expect I'll need gas,air, pethedine and an epidural for that.

Good luck, I take it you are having a dry Christmas in case you need to drive her to the hospital.

Yep :-| although the inlaws are here to assist in case I trip and accidentally drink 4 beers. 

Strangefan

Curry sex and  a walk is what you need, not old man poo. Worked for us  

joneve

Strangefan said:

Curry sex and  a walk is what you need, not old man poo. Worked for us  

You missed my post about her being sick all the time then? These things are not an option

munckee

Strangefan said:

Curry sex and  a walk is what you need, not old man poo. Worked for us  

I'll make you a curry if you want and have a lucky poo, I draw the line at sex though.

boogieman

Today's effort dedicated to joneve junior. Good luck to your missus.

My first wife's birthday was on Xmas Day...she insisted (quite rightly, I suppose) on separate xmas and birthday cards and two lots of presents. Cost me a bloody fortune every December 25th.