Putin's Poisoners at it in Salisbury

Emp_Fab

(Probably).

Breaking news:  Two people critically ill after being contaminated with an unknown substance in Salisbury.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-43289194

Just flashed up on that page that apparently one of them was an ex-Russian spy being given shelter in the UK.

Fretwired

Emp_Fab said:

(Probably).

Breaking news:  Two people critically ill after being contaminated with an unknown substance in Salisbury.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-43289194

Just flashed up on that page that apparently one of them was an ex-Russian spy being given shelter in the UK.

Best move this quick before The Emperor gets a poison umbrella up his backside and the forum's nuked by one of Putin's new missiles. .. :-)

chillidoggy

It’s probably the bloke who’s got the espionage info on Corbyn.

Fretwired

chillidoggy said:

It’s probably the bloke who’s got the espionage info on Corbyn.

He's a Czech isn't he ... Putin's blokes don't mess about.

Fretwired

Putin's men come for Emperor Fabulous .. :-)

Phil_aka_Pip

Was he poked with an umbrella or did someone give him a cup of tea?

ICBM

Phil_aka_Pip said:

Was he poked with an umbrella or did someone give him a cup of tea?

The umbrella was the Bulgarians.


(Edit... no, looks like the woman is his daughter.)

GuyR

They were always going to come to grief for taking the piss out of all the camp official photos of Putin bare-chested horse riding, fishing, "discovering" classical antiquities, etc. You'd think he could afford a shirt.

Emp_Fab

...and now they're coming for you too.

GuyR

Oops, er, I meant Kim Jong Un. 

VimFuego

I just want it on record mr KGb man, we all really love your lovely mr putin here, it's only emp who says these things. We're big fans.

DrCornelius

I'm waiting for the real story from Fretfinder. No-one is allowed to carry out a hit on his manor without his say so.

AlexC

I read it a few hours ago and assumed it was something to do with Porton Down - the MOD biological... er... research centre. But I’ve probably seen too many sci-if thrillers.

TimmyO

AlexC said:

I read it a few hours ago and assumed it was something to do with Porton Down - the MOD biological... er... research centre. But I’ve probably seen too many sci-if thrillers.

I thought similar actually lol

If course it could have been us, to make it look like the Ruskies... 

Fuengi

To be fair, people staggering around on substances in Salisbury isn't normally news. 

Heartfeltdawn

Fuengi said:

To be fair, people staggering around on substances in Salisbury isn't normally news. 

I'm hoping that the tests will come back and Mr Russian will be found to have ingested too much scrumpy. 

Fretwired

ICBM said:

Phil_aka_Pip said:

Was he poked with an umbrella or did someone give him a cup of tea?

The umbrella was the Bulgarians.

And the Russians ...

RandallFlagg

I don't even know where Salisbury is. Seriously, I need to look it up on Google Maps but not sure I can be arsed.

Perdix

Take care @Emp_Fab Putin never fails twice.

After the botched attempt with the gas stove he'll have his best man on the job now.

Fuengi

RandallFlagg said:

I don't even know where Salisbury is. Seriously, I need to look it up on Google Maps but not sure I can be arsed.

West and North of Southampton. 

BigBearKris

RandallFlagg said:

I don't even know where Salisbury is. Seriously, I need to look it up on Google Maps but not sure I can be arsed.

You knowledge of British historic sites must be very strong...