Aiiiieeeee! Flee for your lives the World is about to end

Reverend

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/uk-heatwave-crisps-crisis-looms-experts-warn-after-weather-wreaks-havoc-for-potato-crops-a3876361.html


The greatest disaster since the black death

Modulus_Amps

Yikes, luckily mine are growing fine in my greenhouse.... it is about the only thing I can actually grow

darthed1981

Wow - hope nobody likes those crisps puffed up with CO2 because you will be screwed if you do!

sinbaadi

UK... Narrowest operating window in the world.

paulnb57

No point fleeing if the World is going to end, where would we flee to?



Potato World? Yep, that's it, Potato World....

quarky

Five posts and no one has mentioned Ireland

Might to switch from crisps at lunch to chocolate.

Sesh

quarky said:

Five posts and no one has mentioned Ireland

Might to switch from crisps at lunch to chocolate.

Amateur. I have both.

Phil_aka_Pip

Drink up, said Ford, the world's about to end.
Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did, said the barman.
No, not really, said Ford. Excuse me, I've got to find my friend ...

Phil_aka_Pip

I thought we were supposed to lie down or put a paper bag over our heads, said the barman.
You can if you like, said Ford.
Will it do any good, asked the barman.
No, said Ford.

Nitefly

There was a potato shortage after the hot drought summer of 1976, although I don't think we were quite as dependent on crisps then...

That's when we started eating more rice and pasta, because you just couldn't get spuds.

scrumhalf

So that's why the legalisation of cannabis is in the news. The government want to clear the way for dealing with the illicit trading of crispson street corners by shadowy figures.

We'll have spud speakeasies cropping up al over the place.

57Deluxe

just eat parsnip crisps instead...

Bellycaster

You will pay the price for being a fussy eater