do you love it or hate it when you hear your neighbours making the beast with two backs?

Funkfingers

Bridgehouse said:

Everyone likes a nice leather based receptacle to keep your chap in, no?

You are the very rippling Sven from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue and I claim my five Pounds.

CHRISB50 said:
They seemed to to have set times for it

shaunyshaun1234

Bridgehouse said:

Living in the country... near a bridge, by a river.. our nearest neighbours are a pub/restaurant on the river and a select few houses all more than 100m away at least. 

Having said that, I have heard one of our neighbours at it in the garden, accompanied by the 1812 overture they were playing on their stereo outside really loudly.

Not what you expect on a wet windy Sunday afternoon...

You've got classy neighbors!! 

We do it to Black Sabbath!! 

Phil_aka_Pip

Bridgehouse said:

Living in the country... near a bridge, by a river.. our nearest neighbours are a pub/restaurant on the river and a select few houses all more than 100m away at least. 

Having said that, I have heard one of our neighbours at it in the garden, accompanied by the 1812 overture they were playing on their stereo outside really loudly.

Not what you expect on a wet windy Sunday afternoon...

I think they should try it to the William Tell Overture ...

Bridgehouse

Phil_aka_Pip said:

Bridgehouse said:

Living in the country... near a bridge, by a river.. our nearest neighbours are a pub/restaurant on the river and a select few houses all more than 100m away at least. 

Having said that, I have heard one of our neighbours at it in the garden, accompanied by the 1812 overture they were playing on their stereo outside really loudly.

Not what you expect on a wet windy Sunday afternoon...

I think they should try it to the William Tell Overture ...

TBH the Minute Waltz would be sufficient...

Funkfingers

That evokes the revolting image of you with Nicholas Parsons. 

Haych

My ex-wife was very noisy during sex and I often wondered if the neighbours could hear.  Mind you she'd go all quiet when she heard me opening the front door.

Winny_Pooh

I've heard a bit living in shared houses. Most obvious was my young brother in law whilst sharing for a few months. His bed adjoined the bathroom wall so I 'd occasionally stifle a giggle on the shitter while he was groaning and constantly slapping his GFs ass. 

vale

57Deluxe said:

they are in their 70s, so the sound of arthritic grinding of bone is a bit disturbing

i think people who still want to do it in their 70s should be given some sort of award. that's heroic.

vale

Winny_Pooh said:

I've heard a bit living in shared houses. Most obvious was my young brother in law whilst sharing for a few months. His bed adjoined the bathroom wall so I 'd occasionally stifle a giggle on the shitter while he was groaning and constantly slapping his GFs ass. 

i can beat that. don't start me.

but in addition to slapping complaints, my little sister once complained to my mother (this was when i was college age, so still at home) about the sound of...

(wait for it)...

the ripping noise made by gaffa tape being peeled off the roll at 4am.

mother wasn't amused.

there's far far worse (the stuff of nightmares), but that much you can have for free.

Bridgehouse

vale said:

Winny_Pooh said:

I've heard a bit living in shared houses. Most obvious was my young brother in law whilst sharing for a few months. His bed adjoined the bathroom wall so I 'd occasionally stifle a giggle on the shitter while he was groaning and constantly slapping his GFs ass. 

i can beat that. don't start me.

but in addition to slapping complaints, my little sister once complained to my mother (this was when i was college age, so still at home) about the sound of...

(wait for it)...

the ripping noise made by gaffa tape being peeled off the roll at 4am.

mother wasn't amused.

there's far far worse (the stuff of nightmares), but that much you can have for free.

Duck tape and that gorilla tape stuff is much quieter.

Emp_Fab

We know a song about that, don't we boys and girl ?

pintspiller

Heard nothing vocal. In our current house and another previously you'd have heard the headboard banging on the wall though.

Joys of timber framed houses.

mondaypeanut

I find the phrase "the beast with two backs" creepy as hell, always reminds me of the tattoo on Ralph Fiennes in Red Dragon.

usedtobe

I don’t understand how anyone would enjoy hearing someone else at it. Cringey as fook!

jonnyburgo

When I was about 14 I heard my mates mum at it with her new boyfriend, I went home and had a massive wank.

Snags

^^^
That explains the profile pic

Nitefly

Snags said:

^^^
That explains the profile pic

LOL!!!

jonnyburgo

Snags said:

^^^
That explains the profile pic

Was pretty much the scene actually

starwarsnosebleed

When i was 14/15 i stayed at my mates house on the top bunk.

as soon as we went to bed, i heard his Stepdad groaning in a deep westcountry ‘Ooooaaarghhh’, and his Mum VERY loudly groaning for about 20 mins.

But the worst thing was my mate was having a wank (Yes...over his Mum’s sex noises) in the bunk underneath me, and was making the whole bunkbed rattle.

Eeeewwww.

Bridgehouse

starwarsnosebleed said:

When i was 14/15 i stayed at my mates house on the top bunk.

as soon as we went to bed, i heard his Stepdad groaning in a deep westcountry ‘Ooooaaarghhh’, and his Mum VERY loudly groaning for about 20 mins.

But the worst thing was my mate was having a wank (Yes...over his Mum’s sex noises) in the bunk underneath me, and was making the whole bunkbed rattle.

Eeeewwww.