Slow news day thread..

Emp_Fab

Post your trivial / pointless / local and insignificant stories here !

Pete Doherty eats a large breakfast makes it to the BBC News website...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-45264871



FFS...

Guitar_Slinger

Twat Vs Food.

tone1

I’m surprised the BBC haven’t got the Gibson R8 Thefretboard feeding frenzy scandal as top billing on the 9 o’clock news today 

Sporky

He looks like he's really enjoying it. 

Fortheloveofguitar

He looks as greasy as the breakfast itself.

All that money and can’t buy himself a flannel and a bar of soap 

Stavros

What’s wrong with the eggs?

Bellycaster

Chips at Breakfast time? Fucking Paraffin!

BloodEagle

Fortheloveofguitar said:

He looks as greasy as the breakfast itself.

All that money and can’t buy himself a flannel and a bar of soap 

Im going to speculate that years of rampant drug abuse etc means he does in fact not have that much money at all

Kilgore

I'd like a massive breakfast, half a dozen eggs, extra chips and onion rings. Can you top up the water in my bong as well please.

Guitar_Slinger

"Finally, monsieur - a wafer-thin mint.".

usedtobe

That’s probably his first solid food in about 20 years..

axisus

I saw that news story and I thought he looks like a right tramp these days, but I read the story and warmed to him somewhat - he's well known in the area, down to earth and friendly, out with his dog. 

Personally, although I LOVE a good english brekkie, I would have no desire to down 4000 calories in one hit, or stuff it down me in less that 20 mins - especially with all that grease! 

Guitar_Slinger

Morrisons do a massive breakfast for £6 called the Big Daddy. 

19 items and although I didn't finish the one I had, it was delicious.

Jimbro66

Great idea for a thread @Emp_Fab. Here’s another stunning news item, this time from Sky News. Football fans throw crisp packets on pitch. 

Fortheloveofguitar

BloodEagle said:

Fortheloveofguitar said:

He looks as greasy as the breakfast itself.

All that money and can’t buy himself a flannel and a bar of soap 

Im going to speculate that years of rampant drug abuse etc means he does in fact not have that much money at all

Apparently has £4500 which is what he claims to have paid for the dog 

thumpingrug

The Hull Daily Mail is currently running a piece on the sexiest people from Hull.  To give you an indication.  John and Pauline Prescott are in the list.   I think this deserves  thread of its own tbh,

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/official-hull-sexy-list-2018-1923751

rawk100

Fat twat....

Chalky

And a special "No shit Sherlock!" award to:

Procrastination: It's pretty much all in the mind - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45295392

snakemanStoo

Chalky said:

And a special "No shit Sherlock!" award to:

Procrastination: It's pretty much all in the mind - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45295392

I'll read that tomorrow.

usedtobe

Jimbro66 said:

Great idea for a thread @Emp_Fab. Here’s another stunning news item, this time from Sky News. Football fans throw crisp packets on pitch. 

Why, though??

edit:
googled it..

Guitar_Slinger

That's really clever how they get them bags to reach the pitch.  I can't throw an empty crisp packet into a bin two feet away, without it uncrumpling and floating to the floor.

*genius*