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octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33815
Fendi have a 'Vulva Scarf' for £750.

It looks like this:



Yes, really.
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  • rawk100rawk100 Frets: 1757
    Fanny-tastic!
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  • OctafishOctafish Frets: 1937
    Nice, although you may end looking like a bit of a cunt wearing it :s
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  • CHRISB50CHRISB50 Frets: 4317
    What an attractive object!

    I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin

    But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to

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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    For £750 I'd want a real one.
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  • beed84beed84 Frets: 2414
    If I ever saw some unfortunate wearer paradaing in such a ghastly fashion accessory, I’d be tempted to shout, “here comes the head. Go on, one last push!”

    Very disturbing.
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  • dafuzzdafuzz Frets: 1522
    "The perfect gift for the dickhead in your life"
    All practice and no theory
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8600
    I've got a terrifying image in my head of Anne Widdecombe wearing one.
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  • Perfect stocking filler...
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 11327
    Will there be a cheaper Chinese version under the brand name "Squiri"?
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15980
    Vulva?

    Is that where Spock has a house?
    tae be or not tae be
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  • beed84beed84 Frets: 2414
    Perfect stocking filler...
    “Erm...what’s this? I’m pretty sure I asked for a flashlight.”
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  • DominicDominic Frets: 16134
    Do they make a Brazilian version ?
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  • rawk100rawk100 Frets: 1757
    Dominic said: 
    Do they make a Brazilian version ?
    Apparently they do, as well as a brown one with pink lining.
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  • IamnobodyIamnobody Frets: 6906
    Fendi? I’m not into designer labials.
    Previously known as stevebrum
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  • Lets not all get into a flap about this...
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