Oldest daughter (17) is tidying up the house downstairs! Yes, this really is weird. Usually the 4 offspring dump stuff everywhere, leave everything out, discard rubbish anyplace etc.
I'd forgotten, but I always say that no Xmas decorating will take place unless the house is tidy. This is doubly good as I can either sit on my ass doing nothing about xmas, or I get a free tidy up.
I've always hated the chore of putting decorations up, I'm such a curmudgeonly old bugger, but it is rather wonderful having daughters as the pair of them now insist on doing it so all I have to do is fish stuff out of the loft. Happy days.
Oh well, I've been blanking the christmas thing all November (of course!) I guess it's coming to town today.
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"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I don't believe it.
It's bloody annoying because we moan about the state of the place and he says it isn't bad and we need to chill. Then he invites people over to get drunk, eat takeaway junk, smoke in our garden then trudge mud through the house and he decides that's when the upstairs toilet needs the pebble dash removed!
Unlikely that he'll put the Xmas decorations up, though our youngest (16) will probably go up the ladder for the outdoor lights.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself