Guitarist Top Trumps

Bridgehouse

Inspired by some legendary Top Trumps games over the silly season, let’s put together a set of Guitarist Top Trumps. (All scores out of 100)

Jimi Hendrix

Technical - 85
Guitar Choice - 60
Stagemanship - 80
Drug Use - 95
Fashion Sense - 50
Sound - 80
Listenability - 85

mudslide73

Bridgehouse said:

Inspired by some legendary Top Trumps games over the silly season, let’s put together a set of Guitarist Top Trumps. (All scores out of 100)

Jimi Hendrix

Technical - 85
Guitar Choice - 60
Stagemanship - 80
Drug Use - 95
Fashion Sense - 50
Sound - 80
Listenability - 85

He scores 100 in everything except "technical" imo. WTF

Bridgehouse

mudslide73 said:

Bridgehouse said:

Inspired by some legendary Top Trumps games over the silly season, let’s put together a set of Guitarist Top Trumps. (All scores out of 100)

Jimi Hendrix

Technical - 85
Guitar Choice - 60
Stagemanship - 80
Drug Use - 95
Fashion Sense - 50
Sound - 80
Listenability - 85

He scores 100 in everything except "technical" imo. WTF

Fashion Sense 100? Get real!

Funkfingers

You forgot to include a "Plastercasters" rating. 

Bridgehouse

Funkfingers said:

You forgot to include a "Plastercasters" rating. 

You can’t have every category - the cards aren’t that big!

dindude

I always fancied doing an overdrive pedal top trumps:

Price
TGP buzz
Waiting list length
Originality
etc etc 

Bridgehouse

Jimmy Page

Technical - 60
Guitar Choice - 50
Stagemanship - 75
Drug Use - 150
Fashion Sense - 25
Sound - 80
Listenability - 65

mudslide73

Bridgehouse said:

mudslide73 said:

Bridgehouse said:

Inspired by some legendary Top Trumps games over the silly season, let’s put together a set of Guitarist Top Trumps. (All scores out of 100)

Jimi Hendrix

Technical - 85
Guitar Choice - 60
Stagemanship - 80
Drug Use - 95
Fashion Sense - 50
Sound - 80
Listenability - 85

He scores 100 in everything except "technical" imo. WTF

Fashion Sense 100? Get real!

In context he was the man... Chas said that he should have had a revolving bedroom door so for 1968 he had exactly the right strides

Bridgehouse

Eric Clapton

Speed - 15
Ability to stay in bands - 30
Choice in Women - 5
Guitar Choice - 25 or 75 depending on who he’s up against
Songwriting - 80

mudslide73

Lukather

Technical - 88.3
Guitar Choice - 50
Stagemanship - 45
Drug Use - 180
Fashion Sense - 0.5
Sound - 80
Listenability - 85

Brize

Bridgehouse said:

Jimmy Page

Technical - 60

Blimey, you're a generous soul!

Bridgehouse

Rick Parfitt

Machine-like Stamina - 100
Guitar Choice - 100
Chords - 3

Bridgehouse

Brize said:

Bridgehouse said:

Jimmy Page

Technical - 60

Blimey, you're a generous soul!

Yes, on reflection that may have been over stated there... 

Bridgehouse

Joe Bonamassa

Guitar Collection - 100
Amp Collection - 100
Ability to wear a suit - 100
Glasses Choice - 100
Ability to cause controversy and argument on internet guitar forums - 275
Songs of his I can actually recognise - 0

stickyfiddle

Bridgehouse said:

Joe Bonamassa

Guitar Collection - 100
Amp Collection - 100
Ability to wear a suit - 100
Glasses Choice - 100
Ability to cause controversy and argument on internet guitar forums - 275
Songs of his I can actually recognise - 0

Number of signature models 3,452,183

Bridgehouse

Slash

Hat Wearing - 100
Ability to write catchy hooks - 100
Passports - 2
Drug And Alcohol use - 99.999% (proof)
Choice in women - 75
Choice in other band members who increasingly don’t look like they did in the 80s but now look like Benny Hill/Kathleen Turner/Primary School Receptionist etc.. - 0

Haych

Alex Lifeson

Technical - 60
Guitar Choice - 60
Fashion Sense - 10
Wig manufacturer -100
Substance abuse - 50
Sense of humour - 100

stonevibe

I have this Top Trump somewhere in my attic

https://i.imgur.com/aWpVjfB.jpg

Bridgehouse

stonevibe said:

I have this Top Trump somewhere in my attic

https://i.imgur.com/aWpVjfB.jpg

Now you’re talking!!

Bridgehouse

Haych said:

Alex Lifeson

Technical - 60
Guitar Choice - 60
Fashion Sense - 10
Wig manufacturer -100
Substance abuse - 50
Sense of humour - 100

Extra gadgets and gizmos bolted on to a Les Paul - 100

Haych

Bridgehouse said:

Haych said:

Alex Lifeson

Technical - 60
Guitar Choice - 60
Fashion Sense - 10
Wig manufacturer -100
Substance abuse - 50
Sense of humour - 100

Extra gadgets and gizmos bolted on to a Les Paul - 100

And still needs a gazillion other guitars to get through a gig!