Guitarist Top Trumps

Budgie

The Edge

Technical - 60
Guitar Choice - infinite
Effects usage - 100 - 100 - 100 - 100 - 100 - 100
Hat wearing -100
Substance abuse - 0

Alnico

Steve Vai

Technical - 100
Guitar Choice - 100
Stagemanship - 100
Drug Use - 0
Fashion Sense - 2
Sound - 80
Listenability - 50

Caffeine_Vampire

Keith Richards 

Technical - 0
Guitar Choice - 100
Stagemanship - 99 (point deducted for falling asleep in the 70’s)
Drug Use - Yes
Fashion Sense - 25 for male fashion/75 for female fashion 
Sound - 85
Arrests - 100
Ability to stay in a band - Unparalleled 

Caffeine_Vampire

Noel Gallagher

Nul points

Bridgehouse

Caffeine_Vampire said:

Keith Richards 

Technical - 0
Guitar Choice - 100
Stagemanship - 99 (point deducted for falling asleep in the 70’s)
Drug Use - Yes
Fashion Sense - 25 for male fashion/75 for female fashion 
Sound - 85
Arrests - 100
Ability to stay in a band - Unparalleled 

Life expectancy - infinite 

chris78

Gary Clark Jr

Technical - 60
Guitar Choice- 50 (lowered due to recent SG use)
Cool Factor - 90
Work ethic- 80
Use Of Effects- 60
Fashion Sense -10
Heard of by anyone not into guitars- 0

Bridgehouse

Brian May

Iconic riffs - 100
Homemade guitar building - 100
Looking like the missus - 100
Being upstaged by the frontman - 100
Unique ability to design monopoly style games - 100
Ability to know when enough is enough - 0

Haych

Mark Knopfler

Technical - 20
Guitar Choice - 50
Band dictatorship - 90
Flair - 10
Phil Collins Syndrome - 80
Use of plectrum - 5
Entertaining to watch - -50
Knowing all the fancy chords - 100

Bridgehouse

Ritchie Blackmore

Creating iconic riff that everyone learns - 100
Porn star tache - 75
Jerkin wearing - 90
Madrigal writing ability - 90
WTF rating - 100

Haych

And the trump card of course would be............

Nigel Tufnell

Guitar Choice - 100
Fashion Sense - None at all but still 100
Sound - 100 after all it does go to 11
Ability to chew gum on stage - 100
Meaningless facial expressions during 'guitar solo' - 100
Propensity to have a paddy - 100
Use of exploding drummers - 100

Caffeine_Vampire

Jimmie Vaughan 

Technical ability - AWOL

Talented siblings - 100

Ability to jam with cool people - 101

Brylcreem - 500

Number of licks in repertoire - 4

Caffeine_Vampire

Haych said:

And the trump card of course would be............

Nigel Tufnell

Guitar Choice - 100
Fashion Sense - None at all but still 100
Sound - 100 after all it does go to 11
Ability to chew gum on stage - 100
Meaningless facial expressions during 'guitar solo' - 100
Propensity to have a paddy - 100
Use of exploding drummers - 100

Seconded with love. 

Bridgehouse

Pete Townshend

Pinball Playing - 5
Windmill rating - 360 (degrees)
Rock and Roll ability - 100
Influence - 100
Wise use of credit card - 5

Bridgehouse

Mary Spender

On film persona - 100
Ability to influence a new generation of musicians - 100
Enthusiasm - 100
@darthed1981 ‘s rating - he’d give her 1

randerson

Dimebag Darrell

Technical ability - 95
Guitar Choice - 20
Fashion - 20
Reflexes - 0

Blaendulais

Jimmy Page

Technical - 85
Guitar Choice - 100
Church Attendance -0
Drug Use - 101
Fashion Sense - 50
Sound - 80
Listenability - 85
Dribbling -100
Sensitivity to Neighbours 3

ICBM

Neil Young

Technical - 30
Guitar Choice - 50
Stagemanship - 90
Drug Use - 70 (formerly) - 0 (current)
Fashion Sense - 20
Sound - 90
Listenability - 70
Apparent visual age - 110
Midlife crisis girlfriend - 80

Caffeine_Vampire

Ike Turner

Innovation - 10

Guitar Choice - 10

Legacy - 10

Husband material - 0

fandango

Frank Zappa

weirdness: 90
’tache: infinite score
cool factor: 50
humour: yes
Technical ability: 75
years active: 38
Top 40 chart* hits: one
album releases: 100




* Billboard

darthed1981

Bridgehouse said:

Mary Spender

On film persona - 100
Ability to influence a new generation of musicians - 100
Enthusiasm - 100
@darthed1981 ‘s rating - he’d give her 1

Haha - QFT!