Dedicated months for buying gear this year

Treewig1

So, we've Stoptober, Movember, Januhaury.  I'm thinking a Swart in Ampril or a fuzz in Fxebruary,  and I'm definitely going to get something single coil and Suhr in  Guitarch.  

mgaw

novomber

springhead

Gibson twin neck and/or a theremin in Zeptember. 

fretfinder

I tend to only dedicate the months of January to December inclusive to buying gear, in a normal year... 

Bridgehouse

Surely you should save up for AuGASt

thecolourbox

Would you only buy an R8 on a Gibsunday? Or a strat in Fendercember?

Alnico

Septimbre?

SNAKEBITE

Marchtop?