Boners Penis Cleaner

SimonC

Wire brush and Dettol

scrumhalf

tone1 said:

Isn’t that what curtains were designed for

Curtains? In a Ford Anglia?

axisus

I find that a quick scrub with the toilet brush is sufficient

Fretwired

scrumhalf said:

tone1 said:

Isn’t that what curtains were designed for

Curtains? In a Ford Anglia?

Are you Hobbit-sized?

Come and sit on the back seat of my Anglia my precious and I'll whip out my Gandalf ..

Hootsmon

I much prefer the rival product,  Peckers Bellend scrub

57Deluxe

fastonebaz said:

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is prob better rubbing this on your balls cos if you ever tried tasting it it is absolutely fucking disgusting...

WiresDreamDisasters

 Have never heard of this. And used to be quite the harlot.

Jalapeno

"Wire brush and Dettol your majesty !"

steveledzep

I thought Brasso was the usual product for cleaning knobs.....and knockers.  Anyone tried Boners Penis Cleaner on tits ?

AlexC

Snidey comments aside - yes, I have tried it. It does work and is a decent product. Cleans up the Roger Ramjet nicely.
The only problem I had was that they threw me out of the pharmacy. I mean - it’s not as if I wasn’t going to pay for it!

marantz1300

I was just finished rubbing deep heat into a muscle strain, when my wife came into the bedrrom all amorous.
Somehow the deep heat on my hands got transferred to my cock and then into her crumpet.
It did tingle a tab, but it was easy to wash it off me knob.
She kinda liked it ….I think.

57Deluxe

this thread makes me think 'Sounding' and has also been intensified with the recent graphic TV News images of horses having massive swabs rammed up their nostrils...