Outrage declaration!

Emp_Fab

Opening sentence with multiple swear words...

Including several exclamation marks!!

https://link.to.BBC.News.article

Statement that something should be done that isn’t being done.

Expression of general dismay and anger at the particular section of humanity in question.

MagicPigDetective

Moralistic high horse scorn for the OP; accuse of being a Daily Mail reader. 

Express total disgust for OP’s view and demand the Mods permaban. 

Threaten flounce. 

Emp_Fab

Good man.  I was worried nobody was going to play!

AlexC

Link to statistics followed by rambling anecdote that feebly displays tenuous possible personal third hand experience of subject matter.

MattBanshee

Misinformed claim of libel, followed by a pseudo-legal threatening PM riddled with big words and grammatical errors

MagicPigDetective

Long convoluted post analysing the subject to death which many can’t be bothered to read. 

WiresDreamDisasters

Totally obtuse reference to wife's minge, with a dash of gloat.

Emp_Fab

Inflamed outrage at disgraceful sexism on display followed by detailed quotes and replies to every post critical of my viewpoint.

AlexC

Suggestion that thread be moved to BCD.

BloodEagle

Mention of J Collingworth 

RandallFlagg

Stupid comment attempting humour, failing miserably.

RandallFlagg

Abusive PM received

octatonic

Sarcastic comment.

(Statement that above comment is sarcastic because the OP doesn’t always understand this and it helps to spell things out for him).

Moominpapa

Off in the distance, faint but distinct warning signs of approaching modmin, alerted to possible shitstorm.

RandallFlagg

Flagged for mention of Richard's Guitars, Terry Morgan, Rob Chapman, Lee Anderton's family & Peach Guitars

WiresDreamDisasters

Minge follow-up. Bit more graphic, designed to further repulse.

RandallFlagg

N-bomb dropped

RandallFlagg

Phantom LOLs appear

VimFuego

bumping thread 6 months after if was started in order to inflame old tensions. 

blobb

(three years later) Dead thread resurrection as original outrageous posturing turned out to be related to nothing particularly interesting after all.

octatonic

WiresDreamDisasters said:

Minge follow-up. Bit more graphic, designed to further repulse.

Distraction comment designed to defuse impending thread implosion.