Playing my Les Paul, I hit an A major power chord and let that glorious over-driven goodness fade away....
...and as the chord fades away the notes start to oscillate in amplitude slightly, like a tremolo pedal. That's strange, only does it on the bridge pickup. Try on a SG, no problem. Try a different amp, same thing. Hmmm...
An hour later, after trying different combinations of amps, guitars, pickups, cables, and checking the pots didn't have a loose connection, it dawns on me....
...tune the goddam guitar properly, will you?
(A slight enharmonic pulse)
What's your "dumb ass of the day" story?
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Was great fun, but I noticed every time I stopped playing, I could clearly hear strange voices.
Stopped when I went out of the room, but was still there when I went back.
Scared the crap out of me until I realised that the pedal was picking up a random radio channel which was then amplified.
Relieved? You bet
I recall a gig where, having done what I usually do before a gig - turn amp (and preamp) on, plugged bass in to make sure everything's working and then unplugged until time to start leaving amp and preamp on.
I got up on stage, plugged into the tuner to check tuning, all good. Plugged lead into preamp, nothing. Unplugged preamp and plugged straight into amp, nothing. The rest of the band are just about ready to go and I'm beginning to sweat.
Check lead is properly plugged into the bass, it's dangling from the strap.
Another I remember like that I'd turned the volume down on the bass after tuning.
Very early in my attempts on the guitar I didn't realise there was a way around for strings on the tuning pegs. Put a new low E on the wrong way and started tuning up. Ping - bottom part of the nut flying across the room!
I hunted around trying to sort it out, tweaked loads of stuff, and struggled through, roundly and vocally blaming the stupid induction loop and the PA operator (the PA person changed between services) as obviously the PA person was the only variable that had changed between the services and the induction loop is known to be a PITA as it is badly routed for the band.
Next time I got out the mini-pedalboard, plugged up, and got horrendous oscillating howling feedback. Checked all the connections. Eventually looked down at the analogue delay (mini pedal) set to a single repeat just below unity. Both tiny adjusters (repeats and mix) had been maxed out. At that point, remember the bassist's youngest daughter coming over between the services ...
I also bought the Macari's 'Level & Attack : The book".
A thing of great loveliness & constant interest.
Sod the cost
(wasn't today though, was about 3 years 2 months ago)
Mick Ronson, much missed, Legend xxx
Any retrospective points available ?
Or a penalty shoot out for finally getting the bleeding obvious?