Are you a guitarist who loves cheesy solos .. this could be for you ..

57Deluxe

RocknRollDave said:

Feta Bottomed Girlls

Yep - I met some of them in my time!!

57Deluxe

haha - of course - why had I forgotten this??!!

xSkarloey

Me spies a gap in the market for signature guitar cheeseboards here folks. 

Any takers for the Jake E Dairy-Lee model? 

Eric Stilton? 

An obscure one here for admirers of Californian dairy products and Scots bass players, it's the Monterey Jack Bruce signature cheeseboard. 

Another bass inspired model now, the Caerphilly Lynott cheeseboard. 

All of these will be available to buy at the Munster of Rock Festival of  Music and Cheese. 

At the above festival Metallica will be airing their new French cheese-themed album St Agur. 

FX_Munkee

imalone

Don't shoot me, I'm only the padano player.
Strawberry fields for cheddar.
What is and what should never brie.
Smoke on the water biscuit. (One for the crummy jokes thread?)

Leading onto a seam of after-dinner ones too...
Enter Sandeman.

xSkarloey

And if anyone needs to get in shape after all this cheese, I can recommend a workout DVD by Jane Fondue.

JAYJO

one for the minge bags!!    Simply Red Leicester.

JAYJO

cheesey lover

breakstuff

Tell you what,I won't be using these again.

 Way too messy. 

Think I'll stick to Ernie Balls. [IMG]http://i1352.photobucket.com/albums/q659/breakstuff42/cheese-strings_zps608952e0.jpg[/IMG]

breakstuff

Might try them on this though,

beed84

Looks like the guitar above needs a new set of cheese strings.

Bogwhoppit

57Deluxe said:

haha - of course - why had I forgotten this??!!

 

Oh gawd, you just brought back some cheesy memories when I toured with Daevid Allen and his missus.  The man is a cheesecake.

Dave_Mc

Skarloey said:

Me spies a gap in the market for signature guitar cheeseboards here folks. 

Any takers for the Jake E Dairy-Lee model?

Surely you don't need a cheeseboard to cut Dairylea since it's already cut into triangles?

Fretwired

Dave_Mc said:

Skarloey said:

Me spies a gap in the market for signature guitar cheeseboards here folks. 

Any takers for the Jake E Dairy-Lee model?

Surely you don't need a cheeseboard to cut Dairylea since it's already cut into triangles?

^^

A wisdom for you sir .... :-)

Dave_Mc

Thanks I think there's Wisdom inflation going on round here these days )

xSkarloey

Fretwired said:

Dave_Mc said:

Skarloey said:

Me spies a gap in the market for signature guitar cheeseboards here folks. 

Any takers for the Jake E Dairy-Lee model?

Surely you don't need a cheeseboard to cut Dairylea since it's already cut into triangles?

^^

A wisdom for you sir .... :-)

It's merely a serving suggestion. Some people are very keen on having their Jake E Dairy Lee triangles presented in an appealing way. 

Anyway, I believe they do Jake E Dairy Lee in a spreadable form in a tub, like you get margarine in. What better way to add a touch of class than to bring it to the table on your very own signature cheeseboard? 

Dave_Mc

Good point, especially about the spreadable version. LOL awarded )

xSkarloey

Back to the signature cheeseboards (and I'll keep going until someone either pays me to stop, or forces me into me coat and frog-marches me out the door...) 

Let's hear it for that Country (Life) Gent of the guitar and dairy-themed music, Mr Cheddar Atkins. 

The jazzers among you will no doubt be like the Laughing Cow jumping over the moon for joy to hear that we offer an EmmenTal Farlow signature board. 

 

Fretwired

Skarloey said:

Back to the signature cheeseboards (and I'll keep going until someone either pays me to stop, or forcibly forces me into me coat and frog-marches me out the door...) 

Let's hear it for that Country (Life) Gent of the guitar and dairy-themed music, Mr Cheddar Atkins. 

The jazzers among you will no doubt be like the Laughing Cow jumping over the moon for joy to hear that we offer an EmmenTal Farlow signature board. 

 

^^

A serious lol .. :-)

Bellycaster

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