Whoaaaa... no ! - nooooooo !!

Emp_Fab

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24129765

FFWD to 01:47.

Just noooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!

:-)

thumpingrug

I didn't like that.

mike_l

I went to college with a girl who could put her feet behind her head. Which freaked me out the first time I saw it.

 

Sadly I never saw her do that naked...

jd0272

What, the contortionists? 

Yes, it was awful. I've watched it several times just to affirm how awful it is. I may have to watch it again.

My Mrs can do weird stuff like that, as she's petite and 'double jointed' all over. Doesn't ad much to the sex life mind, as she always seems to be not speaking to me for something or other. Wimmin. (Sorry women forumites).

randomhandclaps

jd0272 said:

 

My Mrs can do weird stuff like that, as she's petite and 'double jointed' all over. Doesn't ad much to the sex life mind, as she always seems to be not speaking to me for something or other. Wimmin. (Sorry women forumites).

Fantasy vs Reality in demonstration.

CabbageCat

jd0272 said:

Doesn't ad much to the sex life mind, as she always seems to be not speaking to me for something or other. Wimmin. (Sorry women forumites).

In my experience most of the best bits of an active sex like involve not speaking.

frankus

anything else is bad table manners.

jd0272

CabbageCat;36832" said:

jd0272 said:



Doesn't ad much to the sex life mind, as she always seems to be not speaking to me for something or other. Wimmin. (Sorry women forumites).





In my experience most of the best bits of an active sex like involve not speaking.

Quite agree. Unfortunately when she's not verbally engaging with me, there's usually an active undercurrent of imminent violence as well. I'm 6'2" and well put together. My wife's teeny and petite.

And a black belt in judo. I've got no fucking chance

Myranda

jd0272 said:

CabbageCat;36832" said:

jd0272 said:



Doesn't ad much to the sex life mind, as she always seems to be not speaking to me for something or other. Wimmin. (Sorry women forumites).





In my experience most of the best bits of an active sex like involve not speaking.

Quite agree. Unfortunately when she's not verbally engaging with me, there's usually an active undercurrent of imminent violence as well. I'm 6'2" and well put together. My wife's teeny and petite.

And a black belt in judo. I've got no fucking chance

Learn boxing? She wont expect that!

jd0272

She's little and fast. And has some v expensive and v sharp Japanese cooks knives.

Threw a cast pan at me head once. Missed, but knocked a panel from the stable door, and dented the pan. Hasn't smashed any of my guitars yet tho, so its all cool.