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Whats the first herring you remember snogging ?

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bertiebertie Frets: 13569
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dont be shy............
just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
 just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • samzadgansamzadgan Frets: 1471
    A gentleman never shares details...
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13569
    I remember mine, she was from Arbroath, smoked like a train - 
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15488
    can't recall her name now, but at the time I thought we were sole mates.

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    karen.

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • johnnyurqjohnnyurq Frets: 1368
    Ooaar the Kippers.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    edited September 2013
    Amy from Boston in the USA ... 1975 .. dumped her as she was too shellfish .. a lonley sole ..

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  • samzadgansamzadgan Frets: 1471
    Well chivalry is out...so mine was a red head called samantha...
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9794
    we were at her plaice, she found my cod piece attractive, but later she decided there were plenty of other fish in the sea
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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6111
    Hazel... she was a bit of a nut.
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13569
    equalsql said:
    Hazel... she was a bit of a nut.
    not quite grasped this have you ?

    :D
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17136
    Mine was a bit of a bloater, but at least she knew her plaice.


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  • littlegreenmanlittlegreenman Frets: 4986
    Hali Butt, she was a bit of a Snapper though so I threw her back.
    littlegreenman < My tunes here...
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  • equalsqlequalsql Frets: 6111
    bertie said:
    equalsql said:
    Hazel... she was a bit of a nut.
    not quite grasped this have you ?

    :D

    Ha.. I should have said nut-munching fish:
    http://www.scienceworldreport.com/articles/8791/20130813/skinny-dippers-scandinavia-told-beware-nut-munching-fish.htm

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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5854
    Katherine, I fell for her Hook, Line and Sinker!
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • nanomannanoman Frets: 62
    Snap, her and her ring were the last thing I needed. Bar a cuddle from her sister, Cat, fishing for compliments always, I would have carped on her parade a ling time ago. 
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  • JalapenoJalapeno Frets: 6389
    Used to lick my pollocks, and she was a grouper. I thought I'd found cod, but I hake her now.
    Imagine something sharp and witty here ......

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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28337
    Me-Shell was her name, it was on a train to King's Crustacean. 
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    Is this about vaginas?
    My V key is broken
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13569
    holnrew said:
    Is this about vaginas?
    dont be a khunt




    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • Drew_TNBDDrew_TNBD Frets: 22445
    ur mum
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