Our latest covers venture is encountering a few hiccups... namely, the lazy fuckers aren't learning the songs. We have our first gig booked for mid-May and we need to get two songs per week completed from start to finish and gig-ready. We've got half a dozen numbers so far but none that I would call polished enough to gig. Every week we drag all the gear into the practice room and go over the older ones to warm up before attempting the new ones. Every week the singer screws up somewhere, the other guitarist is turned down and is visibly unsure of what he's supposed to be playing (not helped by him smoking a spliff before we even start), the drummer can't remember what endings we decided on the previous week (and neither can anyone else).
I try to impress on them the need to spend more time at home learning the songs and that practice is for home, rehearsals are for bringing together what we've already learned. Some do, some don't, some criticise me for trying too hard to achieve "perfection".
I'm getting a bit tired of trying to herd cats and being seen as a moaning bastard.
I suggested that I record our rehearsals and stick them in our band dropbox so we can listen to where we're going wrong and target our efforts, but that was met with zero responses from three of them, ambivalence by another and outright hostility from the keyboard player - "I don't need to record everyone to pick out notes that may be slightly out of place. No need for it." "Never recorded a rehearsal with any other band."
Maybe I am being a perfectionist, but I really don't think I am. "Perfect" is impossible to achieve. Right now I'd be overjoyed if the other guitarist could remember the chords properly in all of the songs and the singer was certain of the formats instead of missing his cue and looking around for a prompt when he forgets. That's not seeking perfection - that's trying not to get bottled on stage.
What do you do to get lazy fuckers to take it seriously ?
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
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Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
Unless they're teenagers who are just starting out no amount of cajoling from you is going to change that. It basically means that you're incompatible and the short term solution is that you should leave.
The longer term solution is to get fire the worst culprit, ie, the one who is most hostile to improvement, and the others may shape up especially if you have an ally in his replacement. If not, just fire them one by one.
My current covers band is an evolution of a piss-poor band I stood in for a couple of times five years ago. I'm the only one left from that lot, and now it's a pretty tight, organised, well-paid little outfit (though the rhythm guitarist is pushing his luck atm).
Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
Bookings concentrate the mind, without them they're just treating weekly rehearsals as part of their social life rather than work, an excuse to get away from Eastenders and the bloody kids.
Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
getting a wiz is always worth a little white lie I feel.
Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.