Periodic table of swearing

badlydrawnbanjo

This is the funniest thing I've seen for ages. Just don't click on the table if the kids are in ear shot. Like I did. Or if you don't like swearing. Who doesn't like swearing though?

http://ptos.moderntoss.com

Deadman

Sfc is my favourite.

Bucket

Hbi is a new one for me.

Bos and Ysfs might get used at some point.

Sporky

We have that as a tea towel.

CabbageCat

How come the "P" in "Pwc" is funnier than the "c"? I must be getting old.

jd0272

Amusing. Although generally, I always find the gathering of words 'You are simply a cunt' more than suffice. For any event.

Including Christmas.

axisus

jd0272 said:

'You are simply a cunt' 

Don't blame me, I'm just between legs at the moment.

paulk

It's a bit tame to be honest. I say this as an Ulsterman who has grown up with 'fuck'  or a variant thereof as every second word in most of what I say

Myranda

"Piss in a git cup" clearly isn't a swearing term used by anyone, ever. I also think the severity of the swear word should have been more clearly linked to its atomic number - so cunt would be with the heavy elements, with the atomic number of Bum being 1 for instance... 

But then I'm a geek who drank monster ripper with her breakfast of pop tarts... so right now I'm a little loony toons