I've cribbed this idea from another forum I saw, but I'd like you to submit your honestly (not) true (made up) facts about pedals, guitars, amps, gear in general.
And they have to be stupid. Probably surreal. And definitely funny.
Just for a laugh and a break from serious talk about what kind of pagoda-sized power source you need for 5 Moogerfoogers or whether you really need that 8th germanium OD pedal or 12th analogue reverb for your "small" board.
As well as for a laugh, it's also for a thing I'm doing *taps nose*
Make us laugh. Go!
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Every Pete Cornish pedal has an individually installed 2cm clone of Dave Gilmour inside it. He has a tiny breathing hole next to the mix knob and lives entirely on static, dust and microscopic droplets of moisture.
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super hard on stack intae big muff = pregnant bad monkey
I now never build a fuzz pedal without passing the transistors through a feline. I'm currently in talks with the local zoo to see if it would be possible to pass some old Russian transistors through a lion. I have suspicions it would make a fuzz pedal so great that even Joe Bonamassa would put his name to it (and we all know how hard it is to get him to endorse gear.)
https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57776/handsomerik/p1
Although he had to wait 18 months on a waiting list to get them.