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...and then he turns round and says tae me.....
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
CORPORATE BALLS - AN AMAZING CONCLUSION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.
AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
I love that one Chris, Nice one.
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "'You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting, "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!", then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt collar and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
(Get your Chinese accent ready).
..........
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'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'
A woman arrived home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne out of fury only a woman scorned can muster, she dragged her husband naked down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the vice handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The terrified husband screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eyes, said "Nope.. . you are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!