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Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Yard of ale, one down each trouser leg.
If you don't have an inside leg measurement of longer than 36 inches, you could well look like you are walking on stilts. But I'd imagine that would be the least of your worries.
I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
I smuggled a 4 pack into the arena at download just by stuffing it into the crotch of my waders (it was rainy so I bought waders, okay?!).
Just depends how strict security are I guess. You could go in fancy dress with a big hat and smuggle it in like that. Or one of those fake beer belly contraptions.
Ebay mark7777_1
There's loads of stuff on Amazon. Could be worth a go?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sippy-Sunscreen-Lotion-Secret-Flask/dp/B01G45O4TW/ref=pd_vtph_21_lp_t_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=E0W82RPY926P073TY1WM
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Binocktails-Bev-Brella-Secret-Umbrella-Flask/dp/B01MDUDJGV/ref=pd_sim_201_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=K4E87YC43HS5BQZVQDCW
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Binocktails-Bev-Brush-Paddle-Brush-Secret/dp/B00ESYPSHY/ref=pd_sim_201_7?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=K4E87YC43HS5BQZVQDCW
I’m an ale enthusiast, not really one for spirits. So, I’d just bring cash and hope for the best.
Maybe LSD. Not recoemded for festivals, and quality control is an issue. But can be fun.
The secret flask thing is good if you like Vodka.
Marlin
2. Mate drops stash in via a drone from outside the perimeter?
Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
Vaping beer?