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Cue a wry smile from Dave, a cock of the head and on with the show whilst the crowd were chuckling away.
The Nick Cave/Nirvana one reminds me of a Jam gig where the last support band were getting some stick from the impatient crowd.
The singer stepped up to the mic.and said "this is our last song" (huge cheer from the audience) "we're going to play it twice" (applause from me).
He didn't say a word to the audience for maybe 45 minutes.
Eventually, some enterprising fan shouts "RAAAAAY!!! How you doing?"
General chuckles around the room. Ray, who is also apparently prone to losing his shit with "disrespectful" fans, sees the funny side and actually says hello.
Don't talk politics and don't throw stones. Your royal highnesses.
'Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we are Gyroscape!'
When suddenly a voice from the back of the room shouts back 'Fire escape!'.
Audience laughed. The band hung their heads and mumbled through their set with all the wind taken out of their sails
Split up soon after.
Been uploading old tracks I recorded ages ago and hopefully some new noodles here.
I rarely heckle, but do recall one that got a laugh - I was playing an open mic. night in Waterloo and one of the other acts sang and played ukulele with a kazoo velcroed on top which he plucked off to play a solo with.
At the end of his set he said "If anyone's interested, I've got some CDs for sale in my car", and without thinking I said "who are they by?".
I'm pretty sure I stole the line from somewhere, but can't recall where.
https://youtu.be/Y-FkdWr5Q5U
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45532153
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming
Funny character.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Genius.
Our bassist obliged. Said singer finished set before going for 7 stitches.