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The reply to which can often be
even a jumbo jet looks small in the Grand Canyon.
To describe someone particularly gormless.
"so tight he can peel an orange in his pocket"
"I'll go to the foot of our stairs"
"Eeh, ecky thump."
"You've got a small organ"
"Well it's never played in a cathedral before"
"He's as thick as two short planks with a telly in between."
It paints a picture quite nicely.
"Looks like their arse is chewing a caramel" - describes a sort of walk that you'll know when you see it.
as much use as a chocolate fire guard
as much use as a handbrake on a canoe
Punch Goose = Toaster.
I'd rather bang a kipper in the snatch than shove rusty spoons down the back of a radiator in a house owned by a man from Durham who's halfway through the year's best selling autobiography but can't for the life of him remember why he bought it because he's not even a fan of the books subject, which is ironic because the subject is known for his thrilling treatises on why people can act against their better interests and willingly subject themselves to things they wouldn't enjoy, another example of which would be reading a load of fucking tosh on an internet forum = this is a waste of time.
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Face like a bulldog licking piss off a stinger.
She had a temper did mum
My old boss was an Aussie, and she'd often arrive in the morning saying she'd only had time for a Dingo's Breakfast, meaning just a piss and a bit of a look around.
Not like a Full Scottish, which is obviously two aspirins and a glass of water.