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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    Corbyns
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12449
    Meat bags. 
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  • sgosdensgosden Frets: 1994
    smashy smashy egg men
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  • Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs. 

    For the zombies reading - sorry about that. 
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  • RandallFlaggRandallFlagg Frets: 13968
    edited May 2019

    Socialists


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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10348

    More paradedics. 

    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • BM’s (Brain munchers)
    LD’s (living dead)

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  • JerkMoansJerkMoans Frets: 8812
    If only undertakers took to tying corpses' shoe laces together, the zombie onslaught would take a comically different turn.
    Inactivist Lefty Lawyer
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  • JAYJOJAYJO Frets: 1533
    Parentswhohavenobabysitters
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  • CHRISB50CHRISB50 Frets: 4336
    Your mum

    I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin

    But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to

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  • FastEddieFastEddie Frets: 582
    Momentum. 

    Brain dead, aimlessly follow the leader, and will dismember anyone not of their ilk.

    I await the barrage from the left.  :-) 
    Written in good humour of course....
    If I had talent, I'd be talented.
    Injured Veteran and head injury survivor. Bouts of grumpy behavior and brutal humor are to be expected.
    Red meat and functional mushrooms.
    Persistent and inconsistent guitar player.
    A lefty, hence a fog of permanent frustration

    Not enough guitars, pedals, and cricket bats.
    USA Deluxe Strat - Martyn Booth Special - Epi LP Custom
    FX Plex - Cornell Romany
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  • MagicPigDetectiveMagicPigDetective Frets: 3045
    edited May 2019
    Chokers (Dawn of the Dead reference) 
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 16007
    WDD groupies
    tae be or not tae be
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  • SnagsSnags Frets: 5420
    Clients
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  • MonkeyboneMonkeybone Frets: 275
    My former guitar teacher.

    He actually is a member of the Z word band now. 

    My band - Crimson on Silver  For sale - Blackstar HT-5S

    Gear - Guitars, amps, effects and shizz. Edited for Phil_aka_Pip, who is allergic to big long lists.

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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7348
    The Walking Undead
    <Vintage BOSS Upgrades>
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  • menamestommenamestom Frets: 4730

    Some Biz - It's funny how the same letters rearranged into 2 completely different words sounds pretty similar.

    Meatpeople if using new letters

    Sexy bastards if you are a necrophiliac
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  • historyisjunkhistoryisjunk Frets: 500
    personal development champions
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  • ReverendReverend Frets: 5027
    Argent
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  • ToneControlToneControl Frets: 12016
    Don't tell me they have dedicated personal pronouns?
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